Applete

A devout supporter of the technology corporation Apple.

"Jane just sold her kidney to buy a Mac Pro and dual 30 inch screens..."

"I know dude, she's training to become a pro Applete."

by P@tr1cK August 10, 2007

Applete

A modern yuppie with bright Aasics and lululemon workout gear, can be found using at least 10 different apps while running, in order to reach peak physical performance.

Fabio: omggg do you see that guy running? what a hot bod

Faye: ugh he's just appletic, i want a real football player

Fabio: who needs real athletes when there's so many hot appletes running around

by toshspice August 27, 2014

Alabama Appleseed

Following the act during anal sex of deep breathing and relaxing the sphincter (The Breathe Act), all kinds of shit that was in custody shoots out the anus at cock release and withdrawal. This shit released from its incarceration of the anus are many, resembling piles of Alabama Appleseeds. Thus its name.

Brah, I thought butt sex with Regina was going hot hot hot…And THEN she did The Breathe Act as I pulled my cock out!…. DEEEEEMN!!! Alabama Appleseed everywhere!!!

by Panama Pucker December 20, 2021

Appletard

Refers to an overly uncritical devotee of Apple culture, or iLife. Synonym: iTard.

Some Appletards even began lining up outside stores for the iPhone a week before its realease.

by JoshuaSmith November 3, 2007

Jawny Appleseed

Native male where his sole purpose is to plant his seed in a women for various reasons. One main reason is to trap the female into a relationship. Another is to just to earn bragging rights that he busted a nut in a certian woman, sexual conquest.

Jeff: Hey Dawg, I pulled a Jawny Appleseed on Jenny the other night.

Eric: No way Dawk! You squirted in Jenny huh? What for?

Jeff: Well I figured that if I busted a nut inside Jenny, she'd get knocked up and would have to stay with me. If I didn't, she'd probably go after that black guy. Hehehehe

by Easy Dawg August 28, 2012

Applemen

applemen are men that get all the girls, has W rizz and lives in apple village and remember kids a apple a day will bring the bitches your way😉 🍎 created by @fidel2thurll and @yk_capo

Applemen mean u are a man who is good looking has W rizz and lives in apple village

rebecca: look at them apple men over there they’re so hot😫

Lily: I know right i wish i could have them and they’re apples😫

by @fidel2thurll&@yk_capo on IG March 12, 2022

Appleton

An opulent city in Wisconsin north of Lake Winnebago. Commonly referred to by locals as "The Paris of the West".

Dan - "My dream is to one day move to Appleton."
Sam - "Ah yes Appleton, the Paris of the west!"

by dpex81 October 9, 2022