A disease where a person uncontrolably swears..
It is very contagious to people who are reffered to as Jordan.
This disease is very deadly and has no cure. If you have it, you can't ever get rid of it. You are stuck with it for life.
It is very contagious to people who are reffered to as Jordan.
This disease is very deadly and has no cure. If you have it, you can't ever get rid of it. You are stuck with it for life.
Person: "Stop swearing JORDAN !!!"
Jordan: "I can't help it !! I HAVE APPLETOSIS, AND I CANT GET TID OF IT !!"
Jordan: "I can't help it !! I HAVE APPLETOSIS, AND I CANT GET TID OF IT !!"
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Apple’s programmed cell-phone death (the degradation in the function of iPhones, after they reach a certain age, that Apple programs into them).
Etymology:
Apple (he cell-phone producer who, in December 2017, admitted that it programmed certain models of its iPhone (iPhone 6, iPhone 6S, and SE) to slow down after the battery reached a certain age, ostensibly to smooth out his performance, after many people had a long believed it was slowing down the phones as a way to get people to buy new ones.
Apoptosis: “progammed cell death”; the death of cells that occurs as a normal and controlled part of an organism's growth or development.
Etymology:
Apple (he cell-phone producer who, in December 2017, admitted that it programmed certain models of its iPhone (iPhone 6, iPhone 6S, and SE) to slow down after the battery reached a certain age, ostensibly to smooth out his performance, after many people had a long believed it was slowing down the phones as a way to get people to buy new ones.
Apoptosis: “progammed cell death”; the death of cells that occurs as a normal and controlled part of an organism's growth or development.
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