appletosis 

A disease where a person uncontrolably swears..
It is very contagious to people who are reffered to as Jordan.

This disease is very deadly and has no cure. If you have it, you can't ever get rid of it. You are stuck with it for life.

Person: "Stop swearing JORDAN !!!"
Jordan: "I can't help it !! I HAVE APPLETOSIS, AND I CANT GET TID OF IT !!"

appletosis by ania-ceggiiee September 25, 2010

Appletonia 

a fantasy version of the shitty town of Appleton, Wisconsin.

Appletonia seems better than Appleton.

Appletonia by Briana Michelle March 31, 2007

Apploptosis 

Apple’s programmed cell-phone death (the degradation in the function of iPhones, after they reach a certain age, that Apple programs into them).

Etymology:

Apple (he cell-phone producer who, in December 2017, admitted that it programmed certain models of its iPhone (iPhone 6, iPhone 6S, and SE) to slow down after the battery reached a certain age, ostensibly to smooth out his performance, after many people had a long believed it was slowing down the phones as a way to get people to buy new ones.

Apoptosis: “progammed cell death”; the death of cells that occurs as a normal and controlled part of an organism's growth or development.

Dang! This iPhone sucks, now ! It must have reached Apploptosis. guess I have to buy a new one.

Apploptosis by Little Newfie Feller June 2, 2018

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.

I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.

schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008

eye bleach 

Looking or experiencing something nice after witnessing something horrid like a disgusting gif or a disturbing video. Typically used as eye bleach are nice images of whatever makes the disturbed person happy.

"Bleach my eyes! Why is that woman's face ripped off!?"
*Looks up images of puppies and kittens.*
"That's good eye bleach."

eye bleach by Rini2012 November 29, 2016