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Alabama Appleseed 

Following the act during anal sex of deep breathing and relaxing the sphincter (The Breathe Act), all kinds of shit that was in custody shoots out the anus at cock release and withdrawal. This shit released from its incarceration of the anus are many, resembling piles of Alabama Appleseeds. Thus its name.
Brah, I thought butt sex with Regina was going hot hot hot…And THEN she did The Breathe Act as I pulled my cock out!…. DEEEEEMN!!! Alabama Appleseed everywhere!!!
Alabama Appleseed by Panama Pucker December 20, 2021

Jawny Appleseed 

Native male where his sole purpose is to plant his seed in a women for various reasons. One main reason is to trap the female into a relationship. Another is to just to earn bragging rights that he busted a nut in a certian woman, sexual conquest.
Jeff: Hey Dawg, I pulled a Jawny Appleseed on Jenny the other night.

Eric: No way Dawk! You squirted in Jenny huh? What for?

Jeff: Well I figured that if I busted a nut inside Jenny, she'd get knocked up and would have to stay with me. If I didn't, she'd probably go after that black guy. Hehehehe
Jawny Appleseed by Easy Dawg August 28, 2012

Catra Applesauce Meowmeow 

The full name of Catra from the show She-Ra and the Princesses of Power.
Her best friend, Adora, named her after finding her in a box.

I’m serious, look it up.
Adora: Catra, put the sword down.

Catra: No!

Adora: Catra Applesauce Meowmeow, drop the sword right now or so help me.

Catra: ...maybe.

Applesaurus 

Applesaurus (app-ul-sore-us) is a dinosaur entirely made of apples. Instead of bones like your common known t-rex, the applesaurus has "bones" of apple cores. They went extinct very quickly because they were eaten by other dinosaurs very quickly.
Believed to be an ankylosaurus and an apple combine.
There were no remains left of the applesaurus when the t-rex gobbled him up
Applesaurus by neonTURturkeyKEY October 26, 2012

Applesaucin'

Applesaucin' is slang for using the valid argument form "Modus ponens," sometimes called "affirming the antecedent."

Origin:

"We can clearly see the validity of Norcross’s argument as he correctly employs the logical device of affirming the antecedent (or as we call it in the streets: applesaucin’)."
"He's just applesaucin', but his first premise is false."

"Applesauce all you want, but your shit's still unsound."
Applesaucin' by robologic November 29, 2011

applesauce penguin 

A sentence daddy Damon salvatore says in the vampire diares season 8 episode 3 , at 15:57 bcz he needed help from his brother stefan but he cant physically make himself form the words bcz sybil low jacked/altered his brain so whenever he tries to form the words to tell stefan whats going on it just comes out as "applesauce penguin" .
Whenever i try and form the words to tell you whats going on it just comes out applesauce penguin.
applesauce penguin by urmom$daughter_ September 27, 2020