Applesaurus

Applesaurus (app-ul-sore-us) is a dinosaur entirely made of apples. Instead of bones like your common known t-rex, the applesaurus has "bones" of apple cores. They went extinct very quickly because they were eaten by other dinosaurs very quickly.
Believed to be an ankylosaurus and an apple combine.

There were no remains left of the applesaurus when the t-rex gobbled him up

Applesaurus by neonTURturkeyKEY October 26, 2012

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apesaurus

An insult for dumb people.

"Breacher got a 0 on his math test. Hes such an apesaurus."

apesaurus by Apepanzee March 1, 2022

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sexual alesaurus

Someone that is of extreme greatness. The most amazing guy you'll ever meet.

Sweet, kind, sexy, a gentleman, polite, everyone loves him, smart, always thinks ahead of time and plans everything out.

Always knows a way to a girls heart. One should never pass up an opportunity to be with him. An unbelievable friend who knows how to treat a girl and knows how to love. He's the best friend you could ask for, and loves you for you.

He is the love of a girl's life, named Bekah. Bekah loves him more than anything.

I love you Alex.

That's a Sexual Alesaurus!

sexual alesaurus by beekuhbradleh December 30, 2010

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Appasaurus

An older person addicted to using bunches of apps on his or her smart phone. Especially someone overly eager to share TMI about what apps they use.
An important distinction is the person doesn't just have the apps loaded on their phone, but uses them.

Dude: My grandpa tracks his diet, blood pressure, weight, exercise regimen, stock prices, medication schedule, all the family pictures, and tracks everyone's birthday with his smart phone, but doesn't have a single game on the darn thing.

Dudette: He sounds like a real appasaurus.
Dude: Yeah, but I can't complain too much. He just deposited $50 to my checking account, for my birthday, from his phone. Before he got the phone he never remembered my birthday.

Appasaurus by Captain Smokeblower November 16, 2012

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Stealthie

when you're holding up your phone and making faces at it, as though you are taking a selfie, but you're really taking a picture of the person across from you or the wall or anything else that seems interesting but you don't want to be caught dead taking a picture of.

This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.

FRIEND A: "Did you just take a stealthie of me?"

FRIEND B (turning phone around): "no I was just using snapchat's new filter, see?"

Stealthie by gwenhyfar October 2, 2016

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Summer Teeth

When someone has a lot of missing teeth.

Mannn, that dude has summer teeth!
What do you mean?
Summer here, summer there...

Summer Teeth by BeckPot August 2, 2012

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Grindset

The grindset is a contemporary ideology of self-exploitation disguised as strength, deeply tied to the aesthetics of the “sigma male” and to new digital forms of patriarchy. It promotes the idea that human worth depends on productivity, economic success, absolute emotional control, and the ability to work endlessly, turning vulnerability, rest, community, and tenderness into signs of weakness. Beneath its rhetoric of discipline and power often lies a profound inability to relate healthily to pain, fragility, and human interdependence.

“That’s the grindset, brother. While weak men sleep and complain, sigma males stay disciplined, work in silence, suppress emotions, and build power while everyone else wastes time chasing comfort.”

Grindset by Omega-Male May 22, 2026

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