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Applecrite

A person who has spent many days, months, years, bashing Apple products (mainly Mac and iPhone), but has now decided that he/she likes/will buy said products. The products owned by said person will be known as "rotten apples".
"Hey John, nice iPhone, but where's the Droid? Remember how much better you said Android was? Oh, you don't? You're just a dirty Applecrite."
by Apple Forefathers October 17, 2011
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appletite

When you're craving anything that has apple in it.
apple, apple pie, apple sauce, apple cider, etc.

Wow I really want an apple right now! I have such an appletite!
by francescah November 9, 2013
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Applecide

When a company switches back from Macs to PCs due to short-sighted costs cutting measures.
Oh My Gawd... they are going back to HP!

Applecide!
by rperazag May 12, 2010
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applecrisp

when your macbook gets to hot on your lap and it starts to burn.
Holy shit my junk just turned into applecrisp
by thewoodster May 12, 2010
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applecrisping

the act of sitting on an object everyone uses for a long period of time until the object becomes warm and potentially sweaty.
Taylor was applecrisping the remote yesterday so everyone had to finish watching Jurassic Park 3.
by BurdyDird November 7, 2009
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Marshall Applewhite

the most woke person in the world. Founder of Heaven's Gate cult.
I wish Marshall Applewhite would teach me his ways.
by @alltime_low_depression November 7, 2019
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applewhite

The Applewhite's are so hot.
by jerry goatly January 4, 2014
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