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apple cheeks 

What are acquired when one walks around all day with crab apples in their cheeks, even though horse chestnuts have a better shape.
Josh: Peter, why do you walk around all day with crab apples in your cheeks?
Peter: Because I want apple cheeks.
apple cheeks by eclecticbass December 7, 2010

apple cheeks 

Cheekbones that are round and plump like an apple.
"Hey, that girl has apple cheeks"

"Her apple cheeks are very cute"
apple cheeks by Kurt CW January 31, 2008

Apple cheeks 

Full and round, wet with dew, flushed and rosy like the Pink Lady variety of apple. Apple Cheeks on a male are a marker of inborn homosexuality on the deepest genetic level.
With apple cheeks like that, George Michael could never pass for straight.
Apple cheeks by Banana Hammie November 1, 2019

apple cheeks 

Butt cheeks like nice big round apples.
Brittney Peebles ass was feeling nice. I was like, "These are apple cheeks".
apple cheeks by TeebsGP November 25, 2011

Apple Cheers 

The acting of tapping your apples together with another person (similar to cheers with a drinking glass) in celebration of the delicious bounty you are about to share.
Two friends saluted each other with an Apple Cheers before they enjoyed their fresh and delicious apples
Apple Cheers by ph3lps January 7, 2013

Apple Cheek Goon 

A country bumpkin not yet accustomed to the ways and likes of city folk.
Jessa you apple cheek goon. I asked for Jacks 'n' Coke not moonshine!
Apple Cheek Goon by bamba_clat July 13, 2010