dicksize disguise

A method by which females try to pass off as males on the internet by referring to the length of their nonexistent dong.

They were being highly sexist in the chatroom and I just wanted some help with the flash game, so I used a dicksize disguise.

by EclecticBass September 03, 2010

apple cheeks

What are acquired when one walks around all day with crab apples in their cheeks, even though horse chestnuts have a better shape.

Josh: Peter, why do you walk around all day with crab apples in your cheeks?
Peter: Because I want apple cheeks.

by eclecticbass December 07, 2010

defecate on

To utterly disrespect or ruin.

I'm totally gonna defecate on her pro-life stance in Debate tomorrow.

by eclecticbass November 10, 2010