Apple dick
A person who exclusively uses Apple products and sneers on those who use Microsoft or other software and devices.
Apple dick by whatshisface2521411 January 27, 2010
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Apple Dick
Apple Dick by Raymond Mitchell May 4, 2008
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Apple Cider Dick
Apple cider dick is the culmination of all things holy. It occurs when an extremely intoxicated person has a stinger (aka a raging hard-on, and they cannot drop the kids off. In other words, the poor individual is unable to blow their load and continues to rub to complete chaffage. Its a double edged sword; it feels great for a while, until it hurts (extreme ball hurt).
Example: I was trying to bust on this bitch's face, but i had apple cider dick and it cock-blocked me real hard.
Example: I was so drunk, that when i attempted to rub-off with my rabbit fur, i went two for tango with my balls for about 3 hours; fuck apple cider dick.
Example: A anonymous person's life
Example: I was so drunk, that when i attempted to rub-off with my rabbit fur, i went two for tango with my balls for about 3 hours; fuck apple cider dick.
Example: A anonymous person's life
Apple Cider Dick by MSpicer February 22, 2007
dick like apple pie
dick like apple pie by Queenn.driipy December 2, 2016
dick appled
You come home from a very bad day at work and you go to the fridge and you say "Oh man, I have been craving an Apple all day long!" and you reach in and grab one and take it out thinking "oh, this is gonna taste great!" You take one bite and find out it tastes like a penis! In reaction you yell "DUDE! I WAS TOTALLY DICK APPLED!
dick appled by Not a Dick Apple May 4, 2008
appledick
appledick by davesthename June 24, 2019
applelicker
A person who flirts with or dates another person's crush for a short period of time, not out of strong desire, but rather as a method to spite the person with the crush.
Originally derived from the childish behavior of licking someone's food, such as an apple, and then giving it back to the other person, just to ruin the other's experience.
Can also be used as a verb, to lick someone's apple.
Originally derived from the childish behavior of licking someone's food, such as an apple, and then giving it back to the other person, just to ruin the other's experience.
Can also be used as a verb, to lick someone's apple.
Sally doesn't even really like Ted. She's just hitting on him to piss off Allison. What an applelicker!
Yeah, she's totally licking Allison's apple!
Yeah, she's totally licking Allison's apple!
applelicker by Jerk4240 July 5, 2007
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