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apocalypse mentality 

When one decides instead of helping humanity during an apocalypse they decide its great time to start killing everyone
Man 1: Hey did you do that test yet?
Man 2: Yeah, turns out i have an apocalypse mentality.
Man 1: Well when the zombies attack remind me to stay away from you...
Man 2: What zombies aren't re--
<THEY SEE ZOMBIES>
Man 2: HAHAHA NOW I GOING TO KILL EVERYONE FOR NO GOOD REASON!!!
Man 1: WHAT?! NO!! NO!! NO!! PLEASE N-- <Gets killed by man 2>
apocalypse mentality by AVP2000 November 11, 2013

Sassy Men Apocalypse

The age we’re living in currently. These men in particular want to be treated like women, hence, sassy. Often confused with men who want their feelings heard, but the difference is sassy men don’t listen to your feelings.
Girl it’s sassy men apocalypse out here omg

sassy men apocalypse

sassy men apocalypse is particularly when a man is more feminine than most. when a man constantly thinks he’s right and talks to you or behaves in a manor that you classify sassy and can behave like a bitch.
sassy men apocalypse can be when they screw you, side eye you, always think they’re right, and always up for an argument

mel apocalypse 

a huge army of mels approach lots of people in anger and kill all of them
last night i was so scared there was a mel apocalypse
mel apocalypse by janko648 March 15, 2017

message-apocalypse 

When you accidentally send an embarrassing message to someone and your life is in danger of being ruined.
Shoot, I just texted Josh that I love him and moved all the way across the country just to live by him!
Steve Jobs: Hah! Message-apocalypse!

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".
A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.
Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022