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Aphrodite 

Aphrodite a Greek name belonged to the beautiful Goddess of love and fertility. A woman of uncontrollable desire.
No words could describe how Aphrodite looks like nude. Her angelic flawless beauty captivates you as she lures you into her web of sexual fantasy which occurs mainly in her domain the boudoir. She's attracted to creative men and engages with them as their inspirer. Aphrodite admires tall, dark masculine men who serenade her with their amazing musical talents. Aphrodite is never a victim of a mans unwanted passion for her, the desires were mutual. No man can resist the Goddess of love and sexuality. Younger men are the most vulnerable and she uses her maturity to teach and guide them into her passion. Her knowledge is astonishing when it comes to love and sexual practices leaving her men
wanting more and more. Spending time with her is priceless and Aphrodite will always make you feel like a God. A very tranquil and composed woman always arousing every living cell in your body. Her beauty is immortal and I would love to sleep with her forever holding her in my arms. I must mention she has a few flaws that can be overlooked, she she likes to drink milk straight from the carton first thing in the morning, she's addicted to salted nuts, she drinks coconut water all day long, she washes her hair with coconut water. She has OCD where hygiene is concerned and refuses to make love to men when they've eaten garlic, onion or curry.
Aphrodite and Venus are best friends, they're inseparable
Aphrodite by Goddess/Sorceress August 14, 2017

alrighty aphrodite 

To agree to something, or approve of something, in a positively enthusiastic way. To also be happy about something random and respond in a good mood.
Do you want spaghetti for dinner? I know it's your favorite. Alrighty Aphrodite!

Taking a relaxing hot shower after a long stressful day, and muttering to yourself, Alrighty Aphrodite...

Aphrodite 

Aphrodite (Venus) rose full grown from the foam of the sea.
Aphrodite is the wife of Hephaestus (Vulcan) and the goddess of love.

aphroditesesquipedalianfixation

the act of loving long words
Rachael and Laila are both passionate aphroditesesquipedalianfixators.
Aphroditesesquipedalianfixation makes people go crazy looking for new long words!

aphrodite 

aphrodite, the goddess of love, sexuality, pleasure, beauty, and procreation, is a deity from the greek pantheon.

her parents are suspected to be either zeus and dione or uranus's severed genitals. she has many children and consorts, some of which are:

consorts ares, hephaestus, hermes,

dionysus, and adonis.

children: eros, harmonia, phobos and

deimos, eryx, and priapus.

some of her symbols are: a girdle, a mirror, a pearl, doves, myrtles, sparrows, swans, dolphins, scallop shells, and roses.

her roman equivalent is venus, her mespotamian equivalent is inanna/ishtar, and her canannite equivilant is astarte.
bob: what's that goddess of sex that the greeks worshipped?
joe: bro, don't you mean aphrodite? goddess of love and sexuality?
aphrodite by juliiee August 17, 2018

Alrighty Aphrodite 

Alrighty Aphrodite is the equivariant of ''Ok Boomer'' for pretty/beautiful girls.
"I'm going to go out, and do whatever I want."

"Alrighty Aphrodite, Go find someone else to love you then."
Alrighty Aphrodite by Valkorias April 17, 2021
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
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Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
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kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
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The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
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A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
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