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Hephaestus (Vulcan), son of Zeus.
Hephaestus is the god of fire and the forge-blacksmith to the gods.
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It’s an acronym standing for Can’t Remember A Fucking Thing. It’s usually used to describe embarrassment at being unable to remember someone (CRAFT moment); going onstage as the lead in the latest theatrical performance and your mind goes completely blank (CRAFT situation); the next morning after a night when you got pissed as a fart and woke up in bed cuddling a traffic cone and a string of fairy lights wound round your prick.
β€œWhere did you go after we left the pub?”
β€œDunno, CRAFT.”
by AKACroatalin November 07, 2015
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greek god who was so ugly he was thrown out of olympus and into the ocean, where he was crippled.
all he did there was make weapons for the better gods.

his roman name was vulcan,
lucky for him, he was also god of fire
you"i gotta do a report on hephaestus"
me"cool" you"i think his other name was vulcan..." me"the kawasaki?"
you"no the cripple"
by charlie December 01, 2004
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Please don't reply to any post by the troll king known as Hephaestus or his replies of "your gay" will give him a woody.
by Ralph Hinkley April 02, 2005
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A Hephaestus is someone or the name of a person who is sweet, kind and caring. They mostly express themselves through humor and are usually big movie geeks.
Person 1: I met Hephaestus yesterday, he was such an amazing person !
Person 2: He really is cool, and his film knowledge is impressive too.
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