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A different and usual way of spelling "Apple Sauce." The word apalsos, though, can only describe the original flavor, with no cinnamon or other shit added.
Chad and I went to go get some apalsos.
apalsos by Erinz0r October 19, 2006
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A team of elderly Darwin candidates on two wheels tearing up dirt and causing mayhem
Is that a biker gang? No just the agalos.
agalos by That Saffer Bloke March 10, 2019

Aploski Wet Willy 

A Russian sexual act by nature (fetish) the 'Aploski Wet Willy' is when a male masturbates into a sexual partners ear to the point of ejaculation into ones ear canal.
Person 1: Hey man! Gave your girlfriend the Aploski Wet Willy yesterday!
Person 2: Knew I could count on you!
Aploski Wet Willy by NotGemstar November 21, 2018

An avalos 

An ah-Ve-Los

Refers to a bro who's actions trying to get laid come off pathetic and sad.
Asking your friends for a booty call in the middle of the night?
That's an avalos.

Giving unneeded statistics in order to impress girls whom aren't interested?

That's an avalos.

Getting upset that your sexual advances on strangers aren't working?
That's an avalos.
An avalos by DouglasBehavior February 1, 2013

apalooza 

an all-out amazing party; when you go all out and just have the funnest time ever.
At the palooza last night, I downed 19 beers.
apalooza by CCASS November 25, 2004

lols-apalooza 

a laugh-a-minute riot. Joke upon joke. Pee your pants funny.
Robin Williams stand-up is a lols-apalooza. Steven Cobert's "The Word" is a lols-apalooza. Bill Maher's "New Rules" is a lols-apalooza. If you want to experience a lols-apalooza, watch the video of Bill O'Reilly freaking out.