Asking your friends for a booty call in the middle of the night?
That's an avalos.

Giving unneeded statistics in order to impress girls whom aren't interested?

That's an avalos.

Getting upset that your sexual advances on strangers aren't working?
That's an avalos.

An avalos by DouglasBehavior February 1, 2013

Analosity

n: The quality of being anal; Trait exhibited by those who have an unnecessary concern for the enforcement and recording of mundane regulations and details.

The level of analosity at the company is getting out of hand.

Analosity by the Carolyn November 8, 2008

Avalos

A man who tends to put bullets in your chest. He/She might refer to themselves as "S-yes" and proceed to say "Putting bullets in your chest" as though it is part of a rhyme. He/She tend to go out at night unless of course they are ripped out of bed at 12 in the afternoon and forced to accompany their posse.

Shit, have you seen Avalos?" "No, it's 11.

Avalos by Daniel Ranboo May 2, 2011

analosa

A beautiful sometimes stingy mother she is kind when she needs to be and punishing also so in short word she is fair!

"Let's be like Analosa "
"I am acting in a Analosa way"
"Sorry for being Analosa "

analosa by Happyducksandqueens986 November 1, 2017

Avalos

Avalos is a good and enjoyable man that is into ladys. he also is a good person in the real world but he also has some downsides like how he has a friend that has a very big basement. he also has very interesting friends that joke around probably to much. he also has a crazy side in him that makes him go crazy. overall he needs help, better friends, and a chill pill but also he is a very talented and good man in public.

Jason: hey have you seen Avalos anywhere he has gone mad
Anthony: no but I have seen in normal a while ago
Jason: that might not help

Avalos by Nice Names June 4, 2021

crunchy

Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.

"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"

crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007

Word of the Day on September 24, 2026

Galantir

A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.

Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.

Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026

Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.

DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.

murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021

Word of the Day on September 22, 2026

Whale

In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.

"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."

Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020

Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.

Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.

Concrete cowboy by EugeneJohnson42000 March 16, 2024

Word of the Day on September 20, 2026

hobo loko

any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear

hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh

hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026

Word of the Day on September 19, 2026