Anusoothe

An anal anti-inflammatory preparation. For internal use only. Guidelines for application: 1) Apply liberally to nose of any friend (NB: for best results, use Jew) 2) Perform wombat. Carefully and silently spread scrotum on forehead of friend, and lower anus onto waiting Anusoothe. Repeat every four hours until pain is gone, or until friend/Jew wakes up, whichever is the sooner.

Gadzooks, that curry we had last night is rearing its turtlehead! I need a poo, a Jew and some Anusoothe.

Anusoothe by The Plum-Master (PM) April 19, 2007

Anusoothe

An anal anti-inflammatory preparation. For internal use only. Guidelines for application: 1) Apply liberally to nose of any friend (NB: for best results, use Jew) 2) Perform wombat. Carefully and silently spread scrotum on forehead of friend (NB: or Jew!), and lower anus onto waiting Anusoothe. Repeat every four hours until pain is gone, or until friend/Jew wakes up, whichever is the sooner.

Gadzooks, that curry we had last night is rearing its turtlehead! I need a poo, a Jew and some Anusoothe.

Anusoothe by The Plum-Master (PM) December 24, 2008

anusthetic 

A soothing mixture of cocaine and vaseline that Fred Phelps sticks up his ass before sitting on a highway cone or other large object. See Goatse.

Westboro Baptist Church pastor Fred Phelps was at a God Hates Fags rally and asked me to find him some anusthetic. Not content with a simple crucifuck or normal act of pastorbation, he had developed an urgent need to shove something very large up his poop chute.

anusthetic by Cuntoleezza Rice June 4, 2008

Anusthesia 

A substance that numbs your ass.

1) After a long night of his cellmate viciously raping his ass, Henry wished that the jail commisary sold anusthesia. 2) After a long day sitting on the hard bench, Ron's ass felt as if it had been administered anusthesia.

Anusthesia by Dr. Buttocks July 31, 2009

anustheologist 

a doctor who worships assholes.

That cyst on your ass kind of looks like Jesus. You'll need to see an anustheologist.

anustheologist by rloge April 22, 2019

Anusthesia 

Anasthesia for your anus.
It's poured onto your anus and puts you to sleep so you can get anally fucked or raped without even knowing.

You: You just had anal sex.
Me: I didn't know that.
You: You were given anusthesia.
Me: Wow.

Anusthesia by gregben August 20, 2023

anusthesia 

A pain reliever for hemmorrhoids.

What do you do if you think you have hemorrhoids? If I were you I'd go to the drugstore and get an anusthesia.

anusthesia by Spinroyd July 16, 2014