anustheologist 

a doctor who worships assholes.

That cyst on your ass kind of looks like Jesus. You'll need to see an anustheologist.

anustheologist by rloge April 22, 2019

Anusthesiologist 

A cosmetician who bleaches assholes.

I've got a date this weekend -- I need to visit the anusthesiologist stat!

Anusthesiologist by ohemlamyemla March 14, 2015

Anusthesiologist 

A proctologist.

This sophisticated, beautiful lady is to see her anusthesiologist tomorrow for a deeply probing examination.

Anusthesiologist by Sardine Poopchute December 17, 2021

Cheeks 

An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)

"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."

Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004