11 definitions by Spinroyd

elfkicker

A Grinch, a person who is self conscious about saying "Merry Christmas!" an atheist.

An elfkicker complained so there is no manger scene this year at the city hall.

by Spinroyd December 20, 2015

Birth Vegan

Somone who has never eaten meat. A vegetarian from birth

I became a vegan I was thirty when but my kids will be birth vegans.

by Spinroyd October 24, 2013

omgeddon

A surprise disaster.

Did you know Apple's stock is down after posting a poor earning report? Omgeddon! Or Tom Brady's out of the Super Bowl-that is a omgeddon for th he Patriot fans.

by Spinroyd March 13, 2015

Chinese Missionary Position

Sexual postiion with woman on top.

What's her favorite sexual position? The Chinese Missionary Position if she can get it.

by Spinroyd October 15, 2013

flaccidisiac

Something that reduces sexual in men.

The tone of her voice has a flaccidisiac effect on me.

by Spinroyd December 5, 2013

anusthesia

A pain reliever for hemmorrhoids.

What do you do if you think you have hemorrhoids? If I were you I'd go to the drugstore and get an anusthesia.

by Spinroyd July 16, 2014

mensane

An individual who is very intelligent but acts oddly. An eccentric.

Our IT guy is brilliant but he is mensane.

by Spinroyd July 15, 2016