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assmonger 

A lowly assmonger cannot make enough money to support a family.
assmonger by BlastMaster May 16, 2003

assmonger 

Synonymous to an ass-hole.

A generally rude, unpleasant person.
My coworkers are all assmongers.
assmonger by snabald July 13, 2003

assmonger 

One who likes to take or give it up the ass, a lot, I mean like everyday, literally everyday.
Leonardo De Caprio is an assmonger, him and Boy George, they go at it like woah.
assmonger by Classik March 20, 2003

Assmonger 

A homosexual male who hoards large amounts of man-ass for personal use. Derrogatory term used much like 'bitch'
son of an assmonger!

that janitor's starting to scare me. i think he's an assmonger.
Assmonger by Jonathan Roland November 25, 2003

Happy green assmonger 

A small fello resembling a leprecon usually found hiding spread asses. Often seen appearing in old school japanese martial arts pornos.
"Yo i watchin part 14552258 of the clit ninja when a noticed a happy green assmonger jumping out of my anus."

assmonger 

A faggot that does nothing but fuck his boyfriend in the ass;someone who only fingers(or licks) a girls ass;one who mongers in the anal cavity and falls asleep while penatrating.
Lick her clit you assmonger!
assmonger by fuckpshitscockp January 15, 2007