Anusmonger

Someone that craves the anal cavity. Either sexually or orally.

Bill is an anusmonger. He craves my butthole.

by Lestat2150 November 23, 2018

assmonger

One who sells donkeys on the street.

A lowly assmonger cannot make enough money to support a family.

by BlastMaster May 16, 2003

assmonger

Synonymous to an ass-hole.

A generally rude, unpleasant person.

My coworkers are all assmongers.

by snabald July 13, 2003

assmonger

One who likes to take or give it up the ass, a lot, I mean like everyday, literally everyday.

Leonardo De Caprio is an assmonger, him and Boy George, they go at it like woah.

by Classik March 20, 2003

Assmonger

A homosexual male who hoards large amounts of man-ass for personal use. Derrogatory term used much like 'bitch'

son of an assmonger!

that janitor's starting to scare me. i think he's an assmonger.

by Jonathan Roland November 25, 2003

Happy green assmonger

A small fello resembling a leprecon usually found hiding spread asses. Often seen appearing in old school japanese martial arts pornos.

"Yo i watchin part 14552258 of the clit ninja when a noticed a happy green assmonger jumping out of my anus."

by Brett May 2, 2003

assmonger

A faggot that does nothing but fuck his boyfriend in the ass;someone who only fingers(or licks) a girls ass;one who mongers in the anal cavity and falls asleep while penatrating.

Lick her clit you assmonger!

by fuckpshitscockp January 15, 2007