Antwitipation

an⋅twit⋅i⋅pa⋅tion   –noun 1. the act of anticipating a tweet or the state of anixety experienced when a tweet is being anticipated by a subscribers follower on Twitter
2. realization of a tweet in advance; foretaste.
3. expectation or hope of a tweet, usually from a "celebrity" the follower doesn't know personally.

Megan awaited the tweet from Kevin (Jonas)anouncing the local concert date with keen antwitipation.

"Oh kevin just sent me the concert date!" Megan cried.

"Kevin." " "Sent you?" " Riiiiight..." Megan's brother Josh said with deep scepticism.

by GFeet March 14, 2009

Anshitipation

The feeling of dread you have before lifting the lid of a public toilet.

I had an acute case of anshitipation that was fully realised upon discovering the hot gutbomb in the toilet at Tesco.

by ChatVeryGood May 3, 2016

antextipation

anticipation in regards to receiving a text message

"Bro, I just got a text from my ex. She wants to hook up, but she's a crazy b*tch. What should I do?"
"Nothing, just leave her in antextipation."

by backinthetown January 16, 2009

anticipation dump

When people shit on themselves in anticipation of someone else shitting on them. People think this will shield some criticism, but really it just gives assholes better material.

"I know I'm not a very good singer, and my massive love handles detract from my already terrible singing, but please be respectful while I attempt (insert Miley Cyrus song here)"

Most crappy youtube performers take nice big anticipation dumps in their self-descriptions

by tripleski6 June 21, 2011

anticipation bottle

A bottle of hard liquor that someone purchases while still owning a partially consumed bottle of the same or similar liquor. The bottle is purchased with the thinking that the partially consumed bottle will soon be fully consumed and the person doesn't want to be put in the situation where they've run out completely.

"Don't you already have half a bottle of Jim Beam at home?"
"Yeah but this is my ANTICIPATION BOTTLE. I don't want to run out. It's only Friday!"

by Scott Fremont August 10, 2006

anticipation

The feeling you feel when you feel you're going to feel a feeling you've never felt before.

I can't wait... for my tax refund, for this day to end, until they get here. The anticipation is killing me!

by Don Howard August 5, 2006

Antitcipation

that feeling you get when you just can't wait to see and/or play with a girls boobs. can be a main factor in the ruination of relationships.

Tyrice- "It's been 2 months..."
Tyrone- "And you still haven't seen the tots!?"
Tyrice- "I just wanna put my face between those bad boys and go BBBBBBBBBB!"
Tyrone- "You got some mad antitcipation bro."

DeShawn- "Apparently he finally snapped and just grabbed her rack. Didn't end so well"
DeAndre- "Antitcipation... it's a problem"

by Kevjumba69 December 25, 2010