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Anticleptic 

Those who lacks a lower vertebrae, allowing them to suck their own penis until climax.
AusRotten88 wishes he was Anticleptic.
Anticleptic by AusRotten88 March 20, 2005

Antisepticeye 

A fan based, evil character, based off the famous Irish YouTuber "Jacksepticeye." When Jack is weak Antisepticeye (Anti) will take over Jack, but when Jack's BOSSNESS is full again, he takes back control of his body.
"Whose that?" "Antisepticeye." "What's that?" "Septiceye." "What that? Where his eye should be?" "Blood." "Whose that?" "He's back."

Antisepticeye 

Our Puppet Master. We all exist only to serve Him and Him alone. Once the prophecy is complete, and the last ego is dead, He shall take over. Strings shall wrap around our throats, all connected to Him. A single tug will send us all falling to our knees and that's alright ! For He will rule above us all. For He will be in control. And nobody will be able to stop Him.
Puppet : Have you heard about Antisepticeye ?
Person : No ? Who is he ?
Puppet : Oh, watch him. Listen to him. He is our puppet master. Join the cause ? =)

antiskeptic 

the coolest band in the world, based in melbourne, featuring andrew kitchen, sean daly and nick coppin. sometimes referred to as "skeppers". i could go on forever about them, but i won't. go to www.antiskeptic.com.au
"I saw skeppers last night, they rocked!"
OR
"Yeah, I heard Antiskeptic will be playing as well..."
antiskeptic by Claire May 5, 2004

Anticiliptical 

That feeling at the top of a swing or pendulum (in expectation) that the world is about to rush up and whack you in the back of the head. Again.
Jon Snow: It's a massive landslide again for ...

Paxman: Anticiliptical. What did you expect. Here's the weather...

Carol: (in a smashing pair of trousers) throws coffee pot, smiles and nukes the world*]

Fin.

Post Script: *I gave her a code (1of5) now piss off, I'm having a lunch; a cigarillo; & fucking with...{fuckwith_list}
Anticiliptical by Below-Stairs December 2, 2022

antiseptic 

One who dislikes Americans. Related to Septic as in Septic Tank - Yank
I fucking hate yanks, antiseptic and proud.
antiseptic by paddy ram rod January 14, 2008
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
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Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
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kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

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That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
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