AntiVyrus 

AntiVyrus is a way to describe someone who is “Nerd by day, Internet troll by night”. They’re often racist

Person one: You’re dating an AntiVyrus? Ew, he’s racist

Person two: NO HES NOT </3

AntiVyrus by milf and dilf lover March 28, 2021

Antivirus 

An ISP answer to the virus they sent you last week.

The only 100% effective Antivirus is the 'OFF' button.

Antivirus by Kwazai2012 December 4, 2012

antiversary 

{n} a contraction of 'anti' and 'anniversary'. The date of a breakup/divorce, etc.

September 6th is my antiversary.

antiversary by Elendae September 14, 2008

norton antivirus 

Piece of shit

I just norton antivirused my pants

norton antivirus by Anonymous September 11, 2003

Norton Antivirus 

a piece of fucking ballsucking ass raping butt licking vagina smelling piece of dog anus penitrating narwald ass fingering piece of shit that does nothing and warns of viruses that cannot be ridden.

Norton Antivirus Finished scanning my computer. "Found 7 Viruses"
To get rid of them upgrade to pro
..
Worst piece of ass licking cunt fucking shit.

Norton Antivirus by Mr.Anonymouz June 18, 2011

norton antivirus 

two words: resource hog

norton antivirus slows down my computer significantly more than McAfee which is bad, the parent company should be wiped off the face of the earth...

norton antivirus by extreme133 June 14, 2010

Norton Antivirus 

Norton Antivirus is the pinnacle of stupidity and annoyance. First developed with the intention of making its users reach the peak of insanity.

It comes installed with your newly bought PC, which already makes your PC worthless.

Even when "uninstalled", it intends to hide in your registry just to scare the living shit out of you when your PC crashes.

Worst program ever created. Takes up too many resources on your PC. Whoever this Norton guy is, I hope he's dead.

Sorry, you have to pay for Norton Antivirus to supposedly protect your PC, which is obviously BS.

Norton Antivirus by BBoy Preacher December 16, 2008