Like an iDouche, except with an Android phone. Less frequent female variant is the andouchette. Typically found in major urban centers, tapping away, unless asked about their device. Responses to queries will always include the phrases "open source platform" and "device choice" and "freedom from the tyranny of the Apple Empire."
I never thought I'd say this, but that damn hipster andouche we met actually managed to be more annoying than any iPhone bastard ever could be.
The best person anyone could want as a friend. Charming, lovely, beautiful and always there for you. Also loves animals and has a big heart and a very string character =)
Girl: I now have 10 cats, I just took one in that was about to go to the SPA
A small piece of information. Derived from the word ken, used often in the scottish language and is synonymous with knowledge.
Person 1: "Hey I don't get this shit. How do you solve this problem?"
Person 2: "I got that one. Give me some kenlets on this assignment and I'll help you w/ that one."