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Angry Shit 

Going to the toilet for a shit (poo/crap) whilst playing the popular iPhone game "Angry Birds".

Often this leads to a more pleasurable time in the porcelain palace, as taking ones time always leads to better results.

Side effects: the sweaty imprint of the throne on your ass.
I'm off for an angry shit, gotta 3 star this bitch so i may be some time.
Angry Shit by th3hamburgler October 15, 2010
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Angry shit 

When you need a shit so bad but you are are so constipated you get angry and tense so hard you feel like your going to blow up
Chris- “I had an angry shit last night
Sarah- “Me too. I felt like I was gonna blow
Angry shit by Wenlock May 4, 2018

Angry Shit 

-I cant wait to take an angry shit.
Angry Shit by stacked97 December 28, 2010

Alaskin Angry Shit-Panther 

When one and his/her significant other L.A.R.P. for three straight hours after dining on Mexican Cuisine. Followed by another 3 straight hours of Dr. Phil. Followed by indulging in Mediterranean cuisine. The two(or more) individuals face a long night of extraneous hiking and adventuring through the Amazon. Finally, the couple/group come across a pack of infant panthers. They proceed to de-clothe, turn around, bend over, spread the butt cheeks with force and take an explosive, fiery and ethnic shit over every baby panther in a ten meter radius. The infant Panthers, now enraged and covered in dank shit, rape the living fuck out of every individual involved. Repeat process as needed, Blue Rain Gatorade break every two days.
Phillip: "Gee, Bob. What are all of those scratches on your arm?"
Bob: "Oh well Phillip, my Wife, myself and her book club decided to go for a relaxing old fashioned Alaskin Angry Shit-Panther this weekend."
Phillip: "Wow, that looks painful."
Bob: "You should see my Butt-Hole :)"
Phillip: "Thanks for the invite you insensitive prick."

Angry Bird Shit 

I just got my angry bird shit on big time.. had to bring in the mighty eagle.
Angry Bird Shit by warso March 5, 2011

Angry Shitter 

Someone who has anger issues and likes to take it out on the Porcelain God in the bathroom. This usually happens after a big meal or big binge drinking session after consuming processed foods. The next morning when you sit N go, its so wild it ends up all over the walls of the toilet because of the angry push velocity out of the ring of fire.
Lou is an Angry Shitter, look at what he did to the toilet. Theres spatter everywhere!
Angry Shitter by Hungoverballsack December 19, 2021

Angry Shitter 

Someone who has gas and has to a shit really bad and has extreme anger problems and shits their pants on purpose.
Timmy Burritos had gas after lunch today. He had to take a shit so he got up a walked to the bathroom. On his way down the hall he saw his exgirlfriend and she called him a scumbag. He didn't know how to express his anger towards her so he shit his pants onpurpose using lots of force! He's an angry shitter!
Angry Shitter by Seth Martin Dresser February 15, 2014