Angelope 

A majestic creature that was created in the ancient times through a devastating explosion during the Angelogan and Antelopian war. It produced a fine creature spliced between the Angelogan's and Antelopian's. It combined the two to form the superior race of Angelopians that ruled the universe before the time of the humans. It tends to prance through gardens, whispering in French tongues and singing in bass tones softly to itself. You can catch them be spreading fresh cantelope fruit in your garden with a masterball at the ready.

OMG!!! DID YOU HEAR?! THEY DISCOVERED A REAL LIVE ANGELOPE THE OTHER DAY!

Yeah right...where was it, the gardens of Narnia? hohohohoho

Angelope by angelope October 28, 2009

angelope 

a fine creature that dwells in the wonderful lands of nelson...
loves to prance merrily through the place where the roses grow, especially when high.

"I am the mighty angelope!!!!"

angelope by Kaya All Mighty March 30, 2009

san angeloed

verb 1. to shoot one's self in the foot, or 2. to cut off one's nose to spite one's face. 3. to royally fuck up.

The city council members thought they were so smart when they stopped allowing coolers at Blaine's Picnic but they san angeloed... again, because Blaine took his picnic and all that tourist and visitor money to Boerne.

san angeloed by Old Deadeye July 27, 2008

antelope valley

The dirty unshaven armpit of California.

The antelope valley is hotter and dirtier than Satan's anus

antelope valley by Majikdik February 5, 2014

Antelope Valley

Antelope Valley: Land of the Junkies, Home of L.A. Rejects.

Palmdale, the crack capital of L.A. County is widely known for it's high crime & Hot weather. It used to be a sleepy little town before the 90s, when a caravan of black gangsters and cholos from L.A moved there. The High Schools here are Palmdale High School, Highland High School and Pete Knight. Worst one being Palmdale, where young aspiring children go to be Drug Dealers, Strippers, Crack Addicts, Wannabe L.A. Gangsters and Pregnant at 16. Westside Palmdale is a lot nicer, mostly whitewashed mexicans who wanna be cool and swear up and down they're Santa Clarita.

Lancaster is the Meth Capital of L.A. County. It's dirty, smells of meth and is filled with with either ghetto blacks, Mexicans or Rednecks. West of the 14 is West Lancaster aka dollar store quartz hill. The High Schools here are AV High School, Lancaster High School and Quartz Hill High School. Lancaster HS is surprisingly not terrible, mostly consisting of wannabe cholos, emo kids, "skater kids" who cant do a kickflip and kids who live near AV high school but go to Lancaster because their parents wouldn't let them attend AV.

Once you step foot in Quartz Hill you will find yourself in 1950's Alabama. If you are black in Quartz Hill...Good luck. Quartz Hill High School is full of whitewashed mexicans who claim to be half white to avoid discrimination and rich white kids who's parents work for Lockheed. They claim to be the Beverly Hills of the AV.

Friend: Hey Bro lets go to the Antelope Valley?
me: The Antelope Valley? You mean California's Iraq?

Antelope Valley by lil.tweaker May 14, 2022

Antelope Warrior 

A woman that plays soccer and has long swinging legs, like those of an antelope. Legs swing in a pendulum like motion and often causes injury to other people. BEWARE.

WATCH OUT!!! JAYNIE IS AN ANTELOPE WARRIOR. DONT GET ANY CLOSER!!!!!!! HER LEGS ARE SWINGIN'

Antelope Warrior by halfbeanerftw! November 9, 2009

Angelone

A type of ninja that is addicted to coffee.

Joe: Did you hear about the Starbucks?
Dave: The one that got robbed by the angelone?
Joe: ya, there was literally nothing left.

Angelone by ninjapanda777 April 28, 2010