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Andonie means he’s great at eat fucking food and getting obese because he’s fat fuck nut that needs food to hibernate in the winter or he will pass out!
Andonie by ANDONIE September 27, 2018
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A person with a big heart and everybody loves her and all the kids want to be her friend. Everybody is jealous of her.
Omg, did you see ankonie ? I'm so jealous of her..
ankonie by iaisas May 29, 2017
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Andoni is a vibe, he is the centre of the party. people want his face. When Chuck Norris goes to sleep he checks his cupboard for Andoni. contrary to popular belief, Andoni actually is a better chise than Phiwe, although Phiwe has more swag. now Andoni is well known in South Africa for being SA Jolling a very unknown sport but highly respectable.
Girl 1: "OMG! did you just see that guy walk past? I want his babies!"
Girl 2 : " Must be Andoni
Andoni by Bishopsboy5 September 7, 2011

Antoniette 

Antoniette means PRICELESS, Worth is far above rubies. Name is derived from the tower of Antonia, in biblical times ... Antoniette is pronounced: An-twah-net because in France, it is spelled with an "oi" thus producing the *wah* sound. Although the most famous person in history who bears this name wore a blonde wig, most Antoniettes are naturally brunette. Girls and women named Antoniette are used to being asked things twice, or even three times since their name is so uncommon. This doesn't mean they are patient, they are just used to answering the same question over and over.

Usually, since their name is never in the top 10 Baby Names books, they don't have lots of personalized pencils at school or personalized coffee mugs at the office, which is fine, since they prefer things that are unique in nature like they are.

Look into an Antoniette's eyes and you should find truth. Priceless things usually aren't fake or false. I'm not saying you will always find truth, but you SHOULD find it there.
There's nobody else in the world like Antoniette!

Wow, what would we ever do without Antoniette?

If anyone can get the job done, Antoniette can!

Antoniette is absolutely amazing!
Antoniette by tpatiw February 5, 2010

Antonietta

A very Italian feminine name, meaning priceless. It is the Italian version of Antoinette, which is a quintessentially royal name; Antonietta's should be treated as such.
Antonietta's are usually highly promiscuous, intelligent and also beautiful, an uncommom mix. Antoniettas tend to become authors, teachers, sex therapists, gold diggers or psychologists.
"Antonietta, I didnt realise one could do that with their mouth."
Antonietta by S. Mareneli December 9, 2008
Biggest legend that exits, can eat half a chicken in 2 minutes flat which impresses all the girls.
Person 1: OMG where did that chicken go?
Person 2: Andoni is right here where do u think it went.
Andoni by Thot Stathi December 31, 2019

Antoniette 

To hold and carry proudly, the name Antoniette..one must be passionate, anal, orderly, and outgoing. She usually is very OCD about odd things such as writing everything in her planner to having things stacked a "certain" way. She has great work ethics, but lacks the social skills to branch out of her comfort zone. She has zero filter on her mouth, so to date her, the potential man would have to have thick skin. Some would even say Antoniette's can be verbally abusive to her lover. She has a large heart for animals but more than any is usually a small white dog that she more than likely, and to remain true to her uniqueness, named either zeus or boogar. She is a wild card so nipple piercings to coloring her hair 5 different colors is something to expect. She more than like drives a nissan or a kia. She has a sharp tongue and always resorts to immature name calling like "ugly fat pig." She will refer to her lover has "honey" more than she will his own name. She is an old soul so her friday night are usually spent at home playing words with friends and to be really crazy, doing her nails and over using a cuticle clipper.
Man, my stomach really hurts today. I wonder if its socially acceptable for me to complain to everyone even if my name isn't Antoniette.
Antoniette by la_lamp_post January 4, 2012
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
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age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
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board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
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young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
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West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.
Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!
grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006
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TikTok Farlands

TikTok Farlands is a term to refer to videos that you see after scrolling for a long time. These videos can potentially be disturbing, or weird. Said videos can also have low likes, or low comments.
“I reached the TikTok Farlands bro
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