Top definition
Andoni is a vibe, he is the centre of the party. people want his face. When Chuck Norris goes to sleep he checks his cupboard for Andoni. contrary to popular belief, Andoni actually is a better chise than Phiwe, although Phiwe has more swag. now Andoni is well known in South Africa for being SA Jolling a very unknown sport but highly respectable.
Girl 1: "OMG! did you just see that guy walk past? I want his babies!"
Girl 2 : " Must be Andoni
by Bishopsboy5 September 05, 2011
Get the mug
Get a Andoni mug for your barber James.
Apr 20 Word of the Day
A term used to reference cannabis/marijuana/weed.
This Jazz Cabbage got me zooted. Jazz Cabbage is less harmful than Squares. I’m smoking that Jazz Cabbage boy.
by Gypsiehood97 December 30, 2017
Get the merch
Get the Jazz Cabbage neck gaiter and mug.
2
Biggest legend that exits, can eat half a chicken in 2 minutes flat which impresses all the girls.
Person 1: OMG where did that chicken go?
Person 2: Andoni is right here where do u think it went.
by Thot Stathi December 31, 2019
Get the mug
Get a Andoni mug for your bunkmate Zora.
3
a player who cares abt no one but himself
omg that guy was such an andoni he totally played you.
by lolidekmanthisiswack June 28, 2018
Get the mug
Get a andoni mug for your sister Riley.
4
A grammar nazi who thinks hes so smart in politics and get pissed easily hes also a fucking idiot and he runs like a grandpa and likes to ask people what is the difference between proper grammar and formal grammar.
Andoni: what is the difference between proper and formal grammar
by LikeHappy man July 01, 2017
Get the mug
Get a Andoni mug for your grandma Zora.
5
A man well versed in the art of vaginas music. Wonderful person, really, and hella gay, carrying around that good ass music taste makes his back HURT.
Person 1: "Who's playing that awesome music?"
Person 2: "This playlist has got to be made by Andoni."
via giphy
by the First Gestaltian October 08, 2020
Get the mug
Get a Andoni mug for your guy Helena.

Activity