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anasteiologisticalismist 

Not defined - a word simply used to confuse the enemy;also to avoid answering a lose-lose question

Best Used when unrelated to current topic
Girlfriend: Do I look fat?

You: Uh... anasteiologisticalismist

Anasteemaphilia 

Being attracted to a person due to a difference in height.
I think i have anasteemaphilia. My girlfriend doesnt even come up to my shoulders and that really turns me on.
Anasteemaphilia by iamthemoon July 29, 2009
A really cool person like they usually have correctly opinions on everything and a big Phat budankedonk.
Omg is that a Anastie?
Yes!!! How did you know??
Look at their assss dude it’s hugeeee
anastie by TricksterDave December 29, 2020
Super hot can make a guy cum ten feet forward just by winking at them
Hot damn *squirt* that anastey doe
anastey by Kosher122 February 24, 2015

mark anstee 

a gay lanky cunt called mark
i was shagged by a mark anstee last night
mark anstee by boobjob12345 October 9, 2008

Anaskeezeologist 

A profession that entails the person being a complete skeez
Wow, DeMars was definitely working as an undercover Anaskeezeologist yesterday.
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Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
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Literally "dirty" pronounced with a West Indian accent. Can also have a positive connotation, for example Sean Paul's album title "Dutty Rock".
"The girl is pretty but she corrupt and dutty!"

or, in a positive usage:

"Booya! That freestyle was dutty!"
Dutty by J Hall April 3, 2003
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Ajumma wait a moment
Ajumma by aintnotinbutnice July 5, 2009
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Slop Grenade

When someone uses AI to generate a large document, slide deck, or piece of code/software and tosses it over the fence for you to deal with.
Chad: Hey Brent I sent you the new backend API change to review, it’s only 100 files changed.

Brent: he just tossed me a slop grenade
Slop Grenade by Joe Squid September 28, 2026
Word of the Day on September 29, 2026
Short-hand for the word floccinaucinihilipilification, meaning the estimation of something as valueless (encountered mainly as an example of one of the longest words in the English language).
After we broke up, he was floxi to me.
floxi by Dr. Geek May 13, 2009
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NYC people who migrate north to Quahog, RI to see the leaves in the fall.
New York and everyone from there can fornicate themselves with an iron stick.
leafers by ss++ February 8, 2005
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