Anal Ringer

The Anal Ringer is an act for partners very close with one another. The man farts in his hands, closes it, and then opens his hands and hits the girls ears as hard as he can.

Jerry: Yo bro I had so much fun with my girl last night!
John: Did you give her that Anal Ringer?!

Anal Ringer by GregPaulFuccedMyBooty April 18, 2021

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anal ranger

A term used to describe a cowboy who engages in rampant anal intercourse from ranch to ranch

"Dude! Jake Gillenhall was such an anal ranger in Brokecrack mountain that he had to ride all the way to mexico to get his cornhole filled!"

anal ranger by Jake Gillenhall August 27, 2007

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anal ranger

Referring to a homosexual.
Often used as an insult.

Elton John is an anal ranger.

Yeah dude I saw you watching that Lifetime movie. Your such an anal ranger.

anal ranger by Erik (Bay) December 26, 2008

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Anal rangers

Asshole. Man pussy. Turd cutter. Anal rangers

Those two anal rangers are playing peek-a-boo with one another's brown eye. Tony loves to be called captain Cornhole when he's riding Bruce's man pussy. What a bunch of anal rangers.

Anal rangers by Gut buster September 29, 2018

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Analranger

A person who fucks butts everywhere.

Damn, he fucks all the male bitches, this analranger.

Analranger by analranger March 15, 2004

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Fleg

The word 'flag' as pronounced by people with thick Belfast accents. The term is a perfect encapsulation of the disproportionate and overblown reaction to the removal of the Union Jack (as in 'de fleg') from above City Hall in Belfast. Where previously it had flown for 365 days per year, it is now flown on 17 designated days of the year - in line with many other British cities.

The event caused a portion of the Protestant community ('fleggers') to make international pricks of themselves as they proceeded to wreck the fucking place, claiming it was another erosion of a 'British' identity they perceive to have been under attack since the horrifying spectre of equality reared its head in Northern Ireland.

The word 'fleg' - and indeed 'fleggers' - fittingly describes a section of humanity unconcerned with knowledge, reality or the vagaries of the English language. Like America's tea-baggers they are ruled by instinct, fear and paranoia with a side dish of rampant bigotry and startling ignorance of the world around them.

"Wat de fuck like! The taigs got de fleg took down! Let's wreck de fuckin place! No surrender!"

"De fleg has been took down! Before ye know it there'll be a united Ireland! Attack Short Strand! God Save The Queen!"

Fleg by OnionFleg August 9, 2013

Word of the Day on July 18, 2026

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Skeef

To take something small, that doesn't quite qualify as a theft. Probably from the Danish "skæv" or the Dutch "scheef", both of which are pronounced similarly, meaning "askew, or not quite right'. To change an item's ownership without permission, but only something small and of little worth.

"I skeefed an apple off the neighbor's tree." "I skeefed some chips outta your bag when you looked away." "Don't skeef my chair when I go to the bathroom."

Skeef by kachinaflonk July 16, 2026

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