An Old 

a term hipsters use to describe someone over the age of... 30?

ugh, she sounds like an old. {sad face}

An Old by mayavada January 12, 2011

An Old Fashioned 

A good old fashioned H.J. resulting in a release of cremé freaysh.

Sharron! Thank God! have you seen my cremé freaysh... Hey what are you doing? Hwoah! an old fashioned?" splurt... "Love you Sharron

An Old Fashioned by IHATELEBRON!!! November 20, 2010

an old fashioned 

a hand job.

Randy "I haven't had an old fashioned in a long time."

an old fashioned by Gdcmember November 20, 2010

An Old Lady 

An elderly lass, who by an odd occurrence swallowed a fly. Reasoning that it would be prudent to dispose of the fly as soon as possible, this old lady promptly swallowed a spider. However, she soon found that the arachnid would wriggle and tickle inside of her. Attempting to rid herself of it, the lady swallowed a bird. Presumably a smaller variety, as birds can grow to be quite large. Regardless, the fruitless adventure continued. The lady then swallowed a cat. The feral beast undoubtedly caused a great deal of discomfort on the way down, prompting the lady to take a drastic course of action. Desperate to rid herself of the newfound perplexity, she swallowed an entire cow. How in the world she managed to do this is beyond anyone's comprehension. It would appear very clear that the entirety of this problem could have been avoided if the madam had simply kept her mouth shut. Regardless, the unfortunate saga continued. The lady, obviously very near death, deemed it necessary to get rid of the cow. She swallowed a horse. The internal rupture of her organs became too great at this point, and the lady passed away in great agony.

Person 1: Hey, did you hear about what happened?
Person 2: No, what happened?
Person 1: An Old Lady died, dude.
Person 2: Oh shit! How?
Person 1: She swallowed a fly
Person 2: n00b

An Old Lady by Oswaldthefourth October 19, 2009

An old Richard 

A name given to the phenomenon whereby someone is not that old but definately looks it. The person who if stood next to an older colleague would still look older than them. An old Richard is the kind of person you'd accuse of having a hard paper round in past times but looks like he's still doing that paper round. Old Richards frequent places like Aylsham , Holt and other Norfolk market towns.

"Oh look there's an old Richard, he's only young but he looks so old , he must have delivered newspapers for the whole country in his time !"

An old Richard by Biker2020 October 10, 2020

an old fuck

when your fuck a person that is over 60 years old. like your grandmother or an old babysitter or something.

Person 1: dude i fucked our babysitter.
Person 2: dude she was in her 60s.
Person 1: we were in LOVE!!!!
Person 2: haha you had an old fuck.

an old fuck by bearded abe March 5, 2005

An old haunt 

An old haunt is a girlfriend or boyfriend from the past that someone hasn’t gotten over.

After 15 years of marriage, Mary learned that Jim has an old haunt from high school that he is reconnecting with....

That boy is Jen’s old haunt from college.

I hate when old haunts show up!

An old haunt by LeAnn Brown November 21, 2019