an internet
an internet by Frank Gifford January 11, 2009
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An Internet's Worth
I'm downloading an internet's worth of porn over here, sweeet balls!
Dude you have like an internet's worth of booze, i am going to be SO DRUNK.
Dude you have like an internet's worth of booze, i am going to be SO DRUNK.
An Internet's Worth by Chris Redfield September 6, 2005
win an internet
win an internet by Border Patrol Man January 3, 2005
Send an internet
Sending a message, invitation or other communication by electronic means. This includes e-mail, text, IM, Facebook invite, etc.
Often used when messaging a larger audience that doesn't necessarily have the same preferred means of communication. So some people in the group might get an e-mail, some a text and some a Facebook invite.
Often used when messaging a larger audience that doesn't necessarily have the same preferred means of communication. So some people in the group might get an e-mail, some a text and some a Facebook invite.
Hey, we're having a party on Saturday. Can you send an internet to Cameron, Katia, Corina, Ron, Kevin and Dave?
Send an internet by RogerTango July 29, 2012
have an internet
have an internet by Kraas October 17, 2008
Won an Internet
1. Basically, in short terms, when a pun/joke is so bad/good, that people feel the need to give the sender an internet.
2. When something is so incredible that you beat the ultimate game, the internet, the reward being the respect/hate of several strangers that you don't know, and of course, the internet.
3. Something someone might say if they see something stupid, amazing, Etc. Mostly in amazement.
2. When something is so incredible that you beat the ultimate game, the internet, the reward being the respect/hate of several strangers that you don't know, and of course, the internet.
3. Something someone might say if they see something stupid, amazing, Etc. Mostly in amazement.
Won an Internet by ISHABOIIIIIII420 August 15, 2014
An Internectual
Someone who uses the faculty of reasoning and understanding objectively, in deep regard to matters of the internet or social media.
An Internectual by Jackthetipper October 20, 2013
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