an austin

A kid (usually high schooler) who thinks he’s country but lives in town. If he drives a truck he drives an eco v6 his daddy/step daddy bought him. Most likely dies his hair. Dates hoes. Doesn’t know what he’s talking about. This Austin is found in rural states so he try’s to be friends with country folk but people hate him

God what a fag.

Yeah what an Austin

by sjdvs1776 January 6, 2020

An Austin

To take a shit outdoors

"l'm going behind this water tank for an Austin."

by DutchyIRL March 29, 2025

An Austin with a Side of Bryan

When four men have group sex and one of the participants receives a golden shower. At least half of the urine must go into the receiver's mouth and be swallowed.

Hey man did you hear? Last night at the party I got an Austin with a side of Bryan.

by Joe Jackson September 1, 2008

Pulling an Austin

Verb - A phrase used to describe a person or action of such density and/or idiocy that it must be shared with others, commonly through social media. Also see "retard", "fuckwit" and "facepalm".

''I'm pulling an Austin; Jimmy just tried to call himself using his own phone and the people of the internet must be told. ''

by Lasisalunatic May 14, 2013

Pulled an Austin!

The process of Jizzing in your pants when having interactions with members of the opposite sex.

"Dude, I hugged Lupe and I totally pulled an Austin!".

by bluuecheese123 April 1, 2010

Pulling an Austin

Continuously taking screenshots of your friends snaps without permission and your only intention is to keep the pictures for personal use. Or harassing your friends constantly with meaningless conversations to the point of annoyance.

Ugh, this guy keeps messaging me and pulling an Austin. He reminds me of a lost puppy so, hopefully, he gets the hint and leaves me alone soon.

Honestly? This guy keeps pulling an Austin and won't leave me alone. I think he's gonna ask to buy my used panties next.

by Cornelius Wallace October 9, 2019

Pullin' an Austin Powers

When you're playing blackjack and you decide to hit when you should definitely stand.

Dealer: That's 19
Person 1: I'll hit
Person 2: What are you pullin' an Austin Powers for? You have 19!

by herndonium September 15, 2020