(n) An American nationalist who believes so firmly in America that when one has stated an aspect of another culture is superior to America'
s equivalent, they have committed the ultimate sin. Amurican'
s hold a similar belief about those who have admire an aspect of a nation that, at one time or another, has defied
us, this includes:
Russia, Germany, Dems Japos in China, Great Britain,
France, Aladdin, and the Mexicanese. Amuricans can be recognized by a trucker hat, sleaveless teeshirt, raging hard-ons when in the presence of nice cars, and still finding the phrase Git-r-done
Hi-frickin'-larious.
Amurican 1 - I saw my boy, Larry, playin' ninja with his
friends, I told him that he shouldn't act like that because those Chinas bombed our Pearl Harbor.
Amurican 2 - I shot my wife when she
said she liked rice better than
corn...