(n) An American nationalist who believes so firmly in
America that when one has stated an aspect of another culture is superior to
America'
s equivalent, they have committed the ultimate sin. Amurican'
s hold a similar belief about those who have admire an aspect of a nation that, at one time or another, has defied us, this includes: Russia, Germany, Dems Japos in China, Great Britain, France, Aladdin, and the Mexicanese. Amuricans can be recognized by a trucker hat, sleaveless teeshirt, raging hard-ons when in the presence of nice cars, and still finding the phrase Git-r-done
Hi-frickin'-larious.
Amurican 1 - I saw my boy,
Larry, playin' ninja with his
friends, I told him that he shouldn't act like that because those Chinas bombed our Pearl Harbor.
Amurican 2 - I
shot my wife when she said she liked rice better than corn...