Amplustation

The sudden, but not unwelcomed, growth spurt of a rotting limb on the human body caused by an anomaly in the molecular processes of gene regulation. May occur at anytime in your life.

Guy, suffering Amplustation: Dude, I think I have amplustation. No way I had 3 arms before yesterday. Nevermind a rotting one...
Guy, Normal: That's fucked.

by Matiurban May 6, 2023

Foreskin amputation

Another term for circumcision.

I saw John's pecker he's got a foreskin amputation.

by Deep blue 2012 July 30, 2009

Amputationist

Someone with a PHD in amputation.

Kez: what's in the drain?
Debbie: The Greys Anatomy Medical book is the best book for the novice amputationist.

by SeraphimBitches June 15, 2021

dick amputation

Nightmare of every man.
Doctors propose it as the last resort in case of gangrene, or dick cancer.

-Whats with that dickless Jason? He cries like a girl all the time.
-He had a cancer and suffered from dick amputation. So he's literally dickless

by dildo777 June 5, 2019

amputationist

Someone with a PHD in amputation.

Kez: what's in the drain?
Debbie: The Greys Anatomy Medical Book. It's the best book for the novice amputationist.

by SeraphimBitches June 15, 2021

amputationist

Someone with a PHD in amputation.

Kez: What's in the drain?
Debbie: The Greys Anatomy Medical Book. It's the best book for the novice amputationist.

by SeraphimBitches June 15, 2021

Amputation Motorboating

(verb) To place nub between two breasticles and proceed to violently shake the appendage until the woman reaches climax.

Tommy really got Chelsea off with that amputation motorboating, the nubbing of her life.

by Chelsitis September 17, 2022