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Asmongoloid 

A creature resembling something between a hobo and Gollum from Lord of the Rings.It is pretty rare to find one and they can be drawn to specific areas of your homes like basements or rooftops.If you want to capture one you need to use drinks like Doctor Pepper and DQ drinks and chill food which is the best to use as bait.If you are successful you WILL get rewarded as they normally carry some gold gathered by many years of begging others to help it.So get to work boys and have a good hunt !
I found one Asmongoloid in my roof.Now i can buy as many Longboys as i want !!!

I saw one Asmongoloid yesterday and it asked me if i had 5.000.000 gold.

I caught one Asmongoloid and i used like 200 Doctor Peppers.I thought i needed more.I guess i was lucky.
Asmongoloid by Daphne Adams October 31, 2020
"What are you doing you mongaloid?!"
Mongaloid by sentaws February 17, 2019

Mongaloide 

An endearing way to say bitch. It's a filler word for a bad word (any bad word).
Two kids playing rocket league: One kid let's the other team score.

The other kids sighs and says "YOU fucking MONGALOIDE."
Mongaloide by SK ;) April 30, 2023
Dude I Amongoid my test
Amongoid by Heyyagami August 21, 2021
Derived from the term 'mongol', to describe someone who has downs syndrome (retard).
You utter mongaloid
mongaloid by donn January 19, 2003
When someone is being an absolute idiot
"Hey I just blew off 50 bucks on soap"
"You absolute Mongaloid"
Mongaloid by Dr drillem October 13, 2019
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(Ewokese) Freedom!
And dying in yo' bed many years from now, would ya be willing ta trade all da days from dis here day ta dat fo' one chance, just one chance, ta come back here as young men an' tell our enemies dat dey may take our lives but dey will never take our freedom ... YUB NUB!
yub nub by rotjrem November 4, 2010
Word of the Day on September 4, 2026
1. Meaning nasty, sexy, filthy. Popularized by Christina Aguilera.

2. Used usally as a close friend in hip-hop slang.
1. Wanna get dirrty
It's about time that I came to start the party Sweat drippin' over my body
Dancin' gettin' just a little naughty

2. Sup Dirrty? Haven't seen you in a while.
dirrty by Minty November 30, 2003
Word of the Day on September 3, 2026

Coyote Ugly

1. Place

The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.

2. Movie

A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.

3. Situation/Person/Decision

See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.
1. Yo, Coyote Ugly is my favorite bar! I got whipped, stripped, drunk, and danced on the bar all before 7 o'clock!

2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!

3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!
Coyote Ugly by jerseycountry March 8, 2009
Word of the Day on September 2, 2026

Literally 1984 

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021
Word of the Day on September 1, 2026

Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
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