America’s Tits

Tits so perfectly round, voluptuous, soft, voluminous, perky, and gorgeous that they become government property. Similar to a national park, these tits are proudly on display for all Americans to admire and worship.
Look at that blond topless chick on that boat - damn she’s got America’s Tits. They’re so perfect they belong on Mount Rushmore. She makes me proud to be American.
by True_X_Blue May 18, 2025
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America’s Tits

Tits so large, voluptuous, sparkly, perky, and gorgeous that the beholder was forced to sign their tits over to the government to become public property. A mandated but selfless act. All Americans share equal access to these love lumps, like a national park.
It’s such a shame Ryan doesn’t let Christie flash her tits to America now that they’re married. He thinks he owns them but we know they are America’s Tits - they belong to EVERYONE.
by True_X_Blue May 06, 2025
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