Amber Lance

How people from the Bronx are transported to the emergency room.

If you dis J-Lo one more time, Ima beat you down so hard they gonna need Amber Lance to take you to da hospital.

by crjoker November 16, 2021

Amberlance

When you are too stupid and punch drunk to deserve proper medical attention, you call for an amberlance.

Ghetto boy had is ass handed to him by Epic Beard Man on the bus and had to call for an amberlance.

by workedbyhand February 18, 2010

Amberlance

When you've been abused by a jezebel and need medical attention.

Sorry fam but we'll have to put a raincheck on that shit bc I'm in an Amberlance rn. Yeah-yeah you told me so but get off my back will ya?

by ‌‌‌‌ May 14, 2022