crjoker's definitions

chickendales

Tracy Morgan's strip club concept where the stippers are out of shape men. They serve fried chicken and all the men wear change belts so you can hand them a $5.00 bill and get back $4.50.

Welcome to Chickendales. Extra crispy? Extra spicy?

by crjoker June 8, 2017

poo hymen

A virgin rectum. An anus that has never been penetrated during a sexual act.

When I was in jail I bent over to pick up the soap and some dude busted my poo hymen.

by crjoker June 11, 2017

poo queef

A fart expelled from the anus as a result of anal sex rather than digestion.

Morty removed his peen from my ass and I immediately fired off a loud poo queef that startled the dog.

by crjoker June 11, 2017

Gozer the Gozarian

When four men pee on a woman and they "cross the streams."

There is a hooker in Vegas named Zuel who will let us do a Gozer the Gozarian on her for $50 per dude!!

by crjoker June 11, 2017

Budhurt

When Anheuser-Busch does an inclusive ad campaign to appeals to the LGBTQIA2S+ community and common rednecks feel so butthurt that they take all the Bud they have already paid for and shoot ‘em up with all the guns they frequently have sex with.

Cooter and Jim-Bob were so Budhurt that Anheuser-Busch did an trans-inclusive ad that they took all the Budweiser they already paid for and shot up the cans with their NATO-grade semi-automatic long rifles that are easy enough for a child to fire.

by crjoker April 9, 2023

adoresballs

Something so adorable that it’s on the same level as amazeballs.

He put a santa hat on his ween and it was totes adoresballs.

by crjoker December 17, 2023

Fat Lady Dump Jar

A container used to capture explosive vaginal ejaculate from an orgasming obese woman.

Greg and Chris did not want to ruin the carpet when they tag teamed Brad’s mom so they bought an extra Fat Lady Dump Jar to catch all her queef rain.

by crjoker May 7, 2022