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poo queef

A fart expelled from the anus as a result of anal sex rather than digestion.
Morty removed his peen from my ass and I immediately fired off a loud poo queef that startled the dog.
by crjoker June 11, 2017
mugGet the poo queefmug.

Gozer the Gozarian

When four men pee on a woman and they "cross the streams."
There is a hooker in Vegas named Zuel who will let us do a Gozer the Gozarian on her for $50 per dude!!
by crjoker June 11, 2017
mugGet the Gozer the Gozarianmug.

adoresballs

Something so adorable that it’s on the same level as amazeballs.
He put a santa hat on his ween and it was totes adoresballs.
by crjoker December 17, 2023
mugGet the adoresballsmug.

Weasley Bush

The pubic hair of a person with naturally red hair, a.k.a. a ginger.
Carrot Top had not groomed his body hair for so long that his Weasley Bush completely covered the top of his carrot.
by crjoker December 21, 2021
mugGet the Weasley Bushmug.

chickendales

Tracy Morgan's strip club concept where the stippers are out of shape men. They serve fried chicken and all the men wear change belts so you can hand them a $5.00 bill and get back $4.50.
Welcome to Chickendales. Extra crispy? Extra spicy?
by crjoker June 8, 2017
mugGet the chickendalesmug.

Fat Lady Dump Jar

A container used to capture explosive vaginal ejaculate from an orgasming obese woman.
Greg and Chris did not want to ruin the carpet when they tag teamed Brad’s mom so they bought an extra Fat Lady Dump Jar to catch all her queef rain.
by crjoker May 7, 2022
mugGet the Fat Lady Dump Jarmug.

Disposable Minnie Mouse Pubes

A throw away merkin, sold at Disneyland, and made of two circles of black pubic hair with a red bow in the center.
Greg and Chris wanted some kinky 70s porn star bush action back at the Disneyland Hotel, so Brad’s mom bought Disposable Minnie Mouse Pubes to wear over her freshly waxed minge.
by crjoker May 7, 2022
mugGet the Disposable Minnie Mouse Pubesmug.

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