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Morty removed his peen from my ass and I immediately fired off a loud poo queef that startled the dog.
by crjoker June 11, 2017

There is a hooker in Vegas named Zuel who will let us do a Gozer the Gozarian on her for $50 per dude!!
by crjoker June 11, 2017

by crjoker December 17, 2023

Carrot Top had not groomed his body hair for so long that his Weasley Bush completely covered the top of his carrot.
by crjoker December 21, 2021

Tracy Morgan's strip club concept where the stippers are out of shape men. They serve fried chicken and all the men wear change belts so you can hand them a $5.00 bill and get back $4.50.
by crjoker June 8, 2017

Greg and Chris did not want to ruin the carpet when they tag teamed Brad’s mom so they bought an extra Fat Lady Dump Jar to catch all her queef rain.
by crjoker May 7, 2022

A throw away merkin, sold at Disneyland, and made of two circles of black pubic hair with a red bow in the center.
Greg and Chris wanted some kinky 70s porn star bush action back at the Disneyland Hotel, so Brad’s mom bought Disposable Minnie Mouse Pubes to wear over her freshly waxed minge.
by crjoker May 7, 2022
