Definitions by crjoker
Short Bus One
Much like Air Force One, any vehicle that President Donald Trump boards officially become Short Bus One.
"This is agent five. The Orange Tard is aboard Short Bus One. We are on our way to McDonald's. Over."
Short Bus One by crjoker April 7, 2025
Porch Gook
A lazy and dumb asian.
“I want my daughter to marry a Stanford Korean man like Dr. Bradley Kim, not some common porch gook like ‘Cooter’ Park.”
Porch Gook by crjoker December 30, 2024
adoresballs
adoresballs by crjoker December 17, 2023
Budhurt
When Anheuser-Busch does an inclusive ad campaign to appeals to the LGBTQIA2S+ community and common rednecks feel so butthurt that they take all the Bud they have already paid for and shoot ‘em up with all the guns they frequently have sex with.
Cooter and Jim-Bob were so Budhurt that Anheuser-Busch did an trans-inclusive ad that they took all the Budweiser they already paid for and shot up the cans with their NATO-grade semi-automatic long rifles that are easy enough for a child to fire.
Disposable Minnie Mouse Pubes
A throw away merkin, sold at Disneyland, and made of two circles of black pubic hair with a red bow in the center.
Greg and Chris wanted some kinky 70s porn star bush action back at the Disneyland Hotel, so Brad’s mom bought Disposable Minnie Mouse Pubes to wear over her freshly waxed minge.
Disposable Minnie Mouse Pubes by crjoker May 7, 2022
Fat Lady Dump Jar
Greg and Chris did not want to ruin the carpet when they tag teamed Brad’s mom so they bought an extra Fat Lady Dump Jar to catch all her queef rain.
Fat Lady Dump Jar by crjoker May 7, 2022
Weasley Bush
Carrot Top had not groomed his body hair for so long that his Weasley Bush completely covered the top of his carrot.
Weasley Bush by crjoker December 21, 2021