crjoker's definitions

Short Bus One

Much like Air Force One, any vehicle that President Donald Trump boards officially become Short Bus One.

"This is agent five. The Orange Tard is aboard Short Bus One. We are on our way to McDonald's. Over."

by crjoker April 7, 2025

poo queef

A fart expelled from the anus as a result of anal sex rather than digestion.

Morty removed his peen from my ass and I immediately fired off a loud poo queef that startled the dog.

by crjoker June 11, 2017

Gozer the Gozarian

When four men pee on a woman and they "cross the streams."

There is a hooker in Vegas named Zuel who will let us do a Gozer the Gozarian on her for $50 per dude!!

by crjoker June 11, 2017

chickendales

Tracy Morgan's strip club concept where the stippers are out of shape men. They serve fried chicken and all the men wear change belts so you can hand them a $5.00 bill and get back $4.50.

Welcome to Chickendales. Extra crispy? Extra spicy?

by crjoker June 8, 2017

Weasley Bush

The pubic hair of a person with naturally red hair, a.k.a. a ginger.

Carrot Top had not groomed his body hair for so long that his Weasley Bush completely covered the top of his carrot.

by crjoker December 21, 2021

adoresballs

Something so adorable that it’s on the same level as amazeballs.

He put a santa hat on his ween and it was totes adoresballs.

by crjoker December 17, 2023

Porch Gook

A lazy and dumb asian.

“I want my daughter to marry a Stanford Korean man like Dr. Bradley Kim, not some common porch gook like ‘Cooter’ Park.”

by crjoker December 30, 2024