Term used to alert others to the presence of an attractive underage girl. Term is based loosely on the alert that goes out when a child goes missing or has been abducted.
A message that conveys information about a recently missing or abducted person, usually displayed on electronic signs positioned along roadways. This message is broadcast by mass media, intended to enlist the public's help in finding the abducted person and often in catching the abductor.
It is an acronym for "America's Missing: Broadcast Emergency Response"
It was named in honor of 9 year old Amber Hagerman, who was abducted and murdered.
Lady: did you hear about elizabethsmart?
Man: No, who's that?
Lady: She was abducted, i heard about it on the news.
Trucker: She's right. There's an Amber Alert on her, i saw the broadcast along I-80 this morning.
Man: oh.
When a dude warns other dudes about a girl he used to date who happens to like to shit on beds / people during sex
Guy 1: I heard Mike and Jessica broke up a fee months back. I might ask her out.
Guy 2: I wouldn't, when Mike broke it off he issued an Amber Alert on her. She tried to take a dump on his chest and the just ended up shitting in his bed. I mean, unless your into that.
Guy 1: Fuck that. How did I miss that Amber Alert?
British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”
Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
According to the boffins downstairs, the murdererused a serrated blade.
When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
Short-hand for the word floccinaucinihilipilification, meaning the estimation of something as valueless (encountered mainly as an example of one of the longest words in the English language).