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Amber Alert 

When someone finds shit in their bed, they send out an Amber Alert, for everyone else to check theirs.
Johnny found shit in his bed, so he sent out an Amber Alert
Amber Alert by dketb May 11, 2022

Amber Alert 

When someone finds shit in their bed, they out out an Amber Alert, for everyone else to check theirs
Johnny found shit in his bed, so he sent out an Amber Alert
Amber Alert by dketb May 4, 2022

Starter penis

The tiny penis you were born with. It will eventually fall off when your adult penis finally grows in. For some men, this takes a lot longer.
I laughed when Don got naked, ready to fuck me. He still has his starter penis.
Starter penis by dketb October 27, 2018