Alversa 

She is everything that you are and everything that you aspire to be, but will never be. Beautiful, smart, funny, kind & caring.

If you could be half of what Alversa is, it would be an honor.

Alversa by ells607 November 23, 2021

Sex-aversary 

The anniversary of the first time you and your partner had sex.

"Oh babe happy sex-aversary"

Sex-aversary by LuvernotFiter May 20, 2010

adversaries 

ad·ver·sar·es
1.an enemy or opponent(plural)
2.the devil Satan(plural)

Dear mama, I'm caught up in this sickness
I robbed my adversaries, but slipped and left a witness
-tupac
from
"16 On Death Row"

adversaries by Baseballallstar September 8, 2008

best friend-aversary 

The celebration of your friendship with your best friend.

May 18th is Kay and Amber's best friend-aversary.

best friend-aversary by Walter Elizabeth October 27, 2012

Adversaulting 

The act of attacking or bombarding an individual with extraneous media and brand propaganda of the advertising genres.

"You know, these companies really need to stop adversaulting innocent people."

"You're right, just the other day I accidentally rolled over a car web banner and was launched into an abyss of relentless sales promotion commotion. Took me 10 minutes to get back to the homepage!"

"Yeah, Adversaulting's the worst."

Adversaulting by The Best MADWOMAN October 21, 2010

adversary 

to oppose

adversy against the government.

adversary by pigdestroyer November 10, 2003

Adversaphor

1: a figure of speech in which a word or phrase is uttered in sincerity, but critical analysis reveals the opposite is true. When encountered, readers or listeners who possess the strange ability to think for themselves often experience symptoms ranging from mild disbelief to severe cognitive discomfort.

2: A portmanteau derived from the Latin words “Adversus” for opposite, and “Affor” to speak.

Adversaphor Examples:

Creationist: “Evolution is the biggest lie ever told. If we evolved from monkeys, why are there still monkeys?”

Right-winger: “americans’s are unedukated and stupid, that’s why thy voted for obama.”

Christian: “You atheists are soooo ignorant. Where is your scientific evidence that god doesn’t exist?”

Aryan dude: “All niggers are totally racist.”

Adversaphor by TheThinkingAnimal April 27, 2013