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Sexiversary 

The date on which two people first had sex.
He was invited out for a drink after work, but he knew that since it was their sexiversary and she would be expecting him to be on his game, he declined.
Sexiversary by Kate Charlton June 18, 2008

Sexiversary 

The date on which two people first had sex.
He was invited out for a drink after work, but he knew that since it was their sexiversary and she would be expecting him to be on his game, he declined.
Sexiversary by Kate Charlton June 19, 2008

sexversary 

the anniversary of the day you had sex. most easily observed once pregnancy begins; in this sense, also known as conception day.
"happy sexversary, friend with benefits!"

"wow, amy and tom! happy sexversary, and welcome to the third trimester."
sexversary by janice jim July 13, 2009

sexiversary 

The same as an anniversary, but for the first time you ever have sex or fo the first time you ever have sex with the person you are currently dating, married to, etc.
(if your first relationship is when you first had sex, then it would be a double entendre)
1. the 12th this month is my sexiversary for the first time I ever fucked someone, but the 10th of next month is my (girlfriend's/boyfriend's/spouse's) and my sexiversary for the first time we've ever had sex.
2. yesterday was my (girlfriend's/boyfriend's) and my sexiversary.
sexiversary by obamapproved September 11, 2009

Sexaversary 

The anniversary of the day one loses their virginity.
This is my three year sexaversary!
Sexaversary by reezybaby March 9, 2011
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
Word of the Day on November 1, 2026

Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
Word of the Day on October 27, 2026
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