Alvanist
Alvanist by Got emmm 69696969 September 23, 2019
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Alvinist
An Alvanist is a person who subscribes to the theory that Alvin the chipmunk is receiving the best head. Because the entire theory is based on the subjective observation that Alvin's female is the most attractive and skilled (at giving head), it is regarded by most chipmunkist intellectuals as shallow and uninformed. Many also associate alvinists as being normies, as their theory is the most common or widespread, and holds the general public bias.
Alvinist by tedlywinks September 19, 2019
Alvinist
The Alvinist group tends to be split up into two groups; The normies Alvinists and the intellectual Alvinists. Many Theodorians and Simonists believe that Alvinists are normies due to the common belief that their main argument is that Brittany is the most experienced out of the chipettes therefore give the best head. However, this is the argument of the normie Alvinists. The intellectual Alvinist's argument is that due to Alvin clearly being the most popular chipmunk, he obviously gets the most head and sexual intercourse. Due to this he has been desensitised and for him to making such an expression and to be clutching onto the couch for dear life it shows that this must be the best head he has ever received, which for a chipmunk with so much experience and desensitisation is very rare and clearly shows that he is in fact receiving the best head.
P1: He's an Alvinist, what a normie.
P2: No, thats an intellectual Alvinist his arguments are much more sufficient.
P2: No, thats an intellectual Alvinist his arguments are much more sufficient.
Alvinist
Typically used to describe a person who thinks that Alvin from Alvin and the Chipmunks is getting the best head, however, it may be used as a derogatory term meaning "fool", "idiot", or "dumbass".
Alvinist by Theodorian September 20, 2019
Nutshot
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.
Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
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Nerd neck
A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.
Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019
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