Aluminium

A fictional metal invented by the British government to keep the rest of the world submissive.

Ted: I just made an aluminium hat! Trust me, I’m safe from the government

Tom: Did you say... aluminium?
Ted: Yeah, what’s the big deal?
Tom: Aluminium is how they control you. Use aluminum instead.

by Kaichael June 21, 2018

April 1st, 2020

That 50 hour period when you can't trust anyone online.

A common conversation on April 1st, 2020:
Friend 1: Check out this article! Quarantine is over!
Friend 2: Really? We can finally see each other in person :)
Friend 1: April Fools!

by Kaichael April 01, 2020