Altitoots

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Flatulence due to a change in altitude

After driving from Chicago, IL to Denver, CO, Danny experienced a bad case of the altitoots.

Altitoots by tdnizzle December 4, 2013

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altiTOOTS

The gas you get when traveling to higher elevation.

We had mad altiTOOTS when first visiting Colorodo.

altiTOOTS by HDoubH4thawin March 31, 2021

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Altitooties

An increase in farts, flatulence, or gas caused by extended periods of stay at high altitudes.

Dang! All this time spent up here skiing in the mountains has really given Uncle Chad the altitooties! Fart Flatulence Altitude Gas

Altitooties by kjord June 13, 2016

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altitudies or altitooties

Altitudies or altitooties happens when at high altitudes almost everyone has increased flatulency, usually at high altitude mountain towns or ski areas.

Stay away, I have the altitooties.
Dude! You have the altitudies.

altitudies or altitooties by Jimmy Jam June 17, 2004

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altitorture

A funny as fuck game lol

PrettyPepsi (my display name): wanna play alitorture
Roxy: I just looked, it’s called altitorture, not alitorture

altitorture by Stinkyshadowcat January 5, 2024

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altitorture

A fun asf game that’s on roblox, it’s a 2-player obby

Me: let’s play altitorture

My bff: yes please

altitorture by Stinkyshadowcat January 5, 2024

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proper lad

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad

person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad

proper lad by its_ya_boi_chips_ahoy May 20, 2018

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sexspan

The number of years you are still sexually active

While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.

sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022

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womp

A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.

You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.

womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011

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