Alteeni
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Alteeni • altening • Aleeniana • aleenie • alternian • Alternica • alternication • Alternick • alternidie • Alternis sexus matrimonium
alternication
alternication by Seven Hyde December 19, 2008
alternitive conformity
a group of conformists that are all the same becuase they all hate conformist things.
seems to exist mostly of emo/scene kids.
seems to exist mostly of emo/scene kids.
Examples of alternitive conformity:
-people who hate people who wear abercrombie and fitch or hollister or ae.
"OMG all you prep fags are all the same cause you wear abercrombie and fitch"
~emo kid
-people who hate people who listen to bands like fall out boy only after they had become popular.
"i liked fall out boy BEFORE they were popular. you just like them cause you heard them on the radio."
~another emo kid
-people who hate people who wear abercrombie and fitch or hollister or ae.
"OMG all you prep fags are all the same cause you wear abercrombie and fitch"
~emo kid
-people who hate people who listen to bands like fall out boy only after they had become popular.
"i liked fall out boy BEFORE they were popular. you just like them cause you heard them on the radio."
~another emo kid
alternitive conformity by derek0660 March 30, 2007
alternian
A language used by trolls on homestuck it is read from bottom to top and right to left it resembles daedric but upside down and reverse hence the alternate
alternian by HometuckObsessed March 4, 2015
Alternis sexus matrimonium
When two people of different gender get married, while one chooses to change his/her gender during the course of the marriage, but the two remain married despite it causing confusion over the sexual preference of the two.
Alternis sexus matrimonium by Marissa and Summer March 8, 2008
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