alternidie
alternidie by Mike Landa September 10, 2005
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alternitive conformity
a group of conformists that are all the same becuase they all hate conformist things.
seems to exist mostly of emo/scene kids.
seems to exist mostly of emo/scene kids.
Examples of alternitive conformity:
-people who hate people who wear abercrombie and fitch or hollister or ae.
"OMG all you prep fags are all the same cause you wear abercrombie and fitch"
~emo kid
-people who hate people who listen to bands like fall out boy only after they had become popular.
"i liked fall out boy BEFORE they were popular. you just like them cause you heard them on the radio."
~another emo kid
-people who hate people who wear abercrombie and fitch or hollister or ae.
"OMG all you prep fags are all the same cause you wear abercrombie and fitch"
~emo kid
-people who hate people who listen to bands like fall out boy only after they had become popular.
"i liked fall out boy BEFORE they were popular. you just like them cause you heard them on the radio."
~another emo kid
alternitive conformity by derek0660 March 30, 2007
Alterniverse
Alternate Universe
When watching the Republican National Convention with Donald Trump, I feel like I'm in an alterniverse.
Alterniverse by LLB0724 July 21, 2016
alternitive spelling
alternitive spelling by beyond-the-clouds February 1, 2006
alternize
To use a different (alternate) approach to solving a problem when the standard approach doesn't work, an approach that is less complicated than improvising.
There was no bell at the hotel front desk, so we alternized by saying "ding, ding" until the clerk came out of the back room.
alternize by JBoftheWikipedia July 24, 2009
alternatie
alternatie by yumsus November 20, 2021
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