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alternitive conformity 

a group of conformists that are all the same becuase they all hate conformist things.

seems to exist mostly of emo/scene kids.
Examples of alternitive conformity:

-people who hate people who wear abercrombie and fitch or hollister or ae.

"OMG all you prep fags are all the same cause you wear abercrombie and fitch"
~emo kid

-people who hate people who listen to bands like fall out boy only after they had become popular.

"i liked fall out boy BEFORE they were popular. you just like them cause you heard them on the radio."
~another emo kid

Alterniverse 

Alternate Universe
When watching the Republican National Convention with Donald Trump, I feel like I'm in an alterniverse.
Alterniverse by LLB0724 July 21, 2016

alternitive spelling 

Speling that is rong because you feal like speing rong. Also is the saim as progresive speling.
The extablishment tels me to spel rite, so I use alternitive spelling to piss them off.

alternize 

To use a different (alternate) approach to solving a problem when the standard approach doesn't work, an approach that is less complicated than improvising.
There was no bell at the hotel front desk, so we alternized by saying "ding, ding" until the clerk came out of the back room.
alternize by JBoftheWikipedia July 24, 2009

alternatie 

This is an alternatie solution.
alternatie by yumsus November 20, 2021

ankle biter

Someone or something that bites your ankles.
To a postman, an ankle biter is often known as a dog.
To an adult, an ankle biter may be a toddler.
To hikers, an ankle biter is sometimes a tick.
And so on.
"Dang ankle biter took off my whole leg!!"
ankle biter by the sane maniac February 2, 2004
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