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alphonsine

A smart,strong and kind person understands alot of things,and has alot of friends,they care for people alot.
that girl is so cool she is a alphonsine
alphonsine by lil bxnny August 3, 2021

The Alphonse Dip 

All about the pelvic thrust motion. Dip your hips back and forth like an absolute champ until she cream eggs all over the place.
I gave that wee tart the Alphonse dip last night, she fucking loved it.

Alphonse Elric

1. The younger brother of Edward Elric in the Anime of Fullmetal Alchemist.

2. The soul of whom was bound to a suit of armor.

3. ZOMG!! who DOSENT <3 ARU?!?!
"Brother, You Retard~!!!"
Alphonse Elric by HagaRen March 8, 2005

alphonso 

a person who is straight-forward about his opinion, can be a very mean and deviant against people he considers enemies. he enjoys anything unique and that calms him down. loves pussy more than anything. can be a slacker at times but mostly gets the work done. has a supressed anger that when unleashed can be hazardous to other by standers
I can't believe him he is such an alphonso.
alphonso by mkl98 November 5, 2009

Alphonso 

Alphonso may be rough around the edges but will steal your heart with his positivity and good spirit. He is talented and will soon become a star!!

If you are around him there is never a dull moment, or a quiet one for that matter. He loves to talk and will engage everyone around him.
Alphonso is sitting in the treehouse.
Alphonso by Lychee_90 July 5, 2018
alphonsa is the best person you will ever meet. She is so kind and thoughtful and so very smart. She is the best person in the world. She will succeed in everything she does.
I got a 100 on the quiz, wow I did an alphonsa.

I saw the most beautiful person ever, I think her name is Alphonsa
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trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
Word of the Day on October 5, 2026
The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
Word of the Day on October 4, 2026
British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.
Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023
Word of the Day on October 3, 2026

Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026
Word of the Day on October 2, 2026
Literally "dirty" pronounced with a West Indian accent. Can also have a positive connotation, for example Sean Paul's album title "Dutty Rock".
"The girl is pretty but she corrupt and dutty!"

or, in a positive usage:

"Booya! That freestyle was dutty!"
Dutty by J Hall April 3, 2003
Word of the Day on October 1, 2026
korean word for madam, older woman
Ajumma wait a moment
Ajumma by aintnotinbutnice July 5, 2009
Word of the Day on September 30, 2026
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