Alphashit 

It is all that alpha/beta/sigma bullshit going around.

Mostly spread by 13 year olds who are looking for a role model because their parents are too lazy to actualy parent them, or have their peers who influence them into it.

Let's ignore that alphashit there. He thinks he's all that, but is just chasing girls away with his bullshit.

Bet that alpashit right there can't do his own loundry like a grown man should. What a kid.

Alphashit by P1rate_101 June 12, 2025

Alphashit 

It is all that alpha/beta/gama bullshit that is going around.

Mostly spread by 13 year olds who's parents are too lazy to parent, or their peers got them into it.

People who engage in alphashit want to attract the opposite gender, but while practicing alphashit they are irronicaly pushing opposite gender further away.

Let's ignore that alphashit there. He thinks he is all that but he's just chasing girls away with his bullshit.

Alphashit by P1rate_101 June 12, 2025

alphabite 

The alphabite is the best bite of a meal or snack. The meal or snack is usually composed of numerous different ingredients and textures, allowing for variability in taste from one mouthful to the next. Thus, some bites are better than others and there is a particular mouthful that is superior to the rest. This superior mouthful is known as the 'alphabite.'

When eating a sandwich with crust, for instance, the alphabite could be considered the middle portion of the sandwich where you get to eat 100% meat/cheese/softbread/dressings. No crust. Thus, the 'alphabite.'

The 'alphabite' of a cookie may be the place on the cookie where multiple chocolate chips have gathered, thus giving you a high chocolate-to-dough ratio in that area of the cookie, leading to the 'alphabite', or best bite of that particular cookie.

The place on a slice of pizza where three pepperoni got stuck together resting atop an entire sundried tomato would be the location of an 'alphabite.' and so on...

alphabite by richard bullard barnes July 26, 2010

alphaphile 

(n.) A fetish that involves sexual acts with people wearing costumes of different letters of the alphabet.

Alex: Ohh wow, I'm getting two words out of you this time. The question is, why were they in you?

Makayla: Cause I'm an alphaphile.

alphaphile by Orkydork4 June 14, 2009

Alphality 

A measurement of how alpha a person is.

John: Wow did you see how dominant Chad was?
Mike: Yeah, his level of alphality is definitely high.

Brittany: Ew, Gilbert is such a pushover.
Tiffany: I know right! Gilbert has zero alphality.

Alphality by Arphu January 6, 2021

alphanite 

an Alphanite is typically an antisocial beta male that usually invests most of his time watching furry porn. he craves alot of hot and sweaty sex and usually has 1 or more rape allegations under his belt. he has a weird sense of humour and often sleeps in his own semen. he calls this drowning pool after his favourite band .

That fellow over there looks like a Alphanite

alphanite by donkeypwner64209 September 25, 2021

AlphaBitch

She thinks she is one hell of a gal. She thinks she rules it all. No one can bring her down because in her mind she never loses or is ever wrong. She fights dirty and cheats to win. She will disown family, friendship and any intimate relationship to be selfish. Often found on the internet where she can hide the truth and hold multiple relations at once. Majority of the time, AlphaBitch is melodramatic. You will need psychic or psychological skills to truly understand her.

Also goes by nicknames of Alpha, Alphalicious, Mrs. Kickass.

AlphaBitch is a fake, manipulative, selfish and lonely female who manipulates situations and people to get what she wants.

AlphaBitch by tmutopcat January 5, 2011