aphanite 

Pretty seggc person. Aphanite is the type of person who will be there for you no matter what. A stoner, skates a bunch (tries to but cant or just scared to fall and brake their face), very "ugly" but v hawt

Hey look it's aphan, they're so hawt I wish I could eat them out
Aphan: Bet hmu my number is ___________
Aphanite is also a type of rock that v hawt people have as their name

aphanite by Yourwifema September 19, 2021

alphanite 

an Alphanite is typically an antisocial beta male that usually invests most of his time watching furry porn. he craves alot of hot and sweaty sex and usually has 1 or more rape allegations under his belt. he has a weird sense of humour and often sleeps in his own semen. he calls this drowning pool after his favourite band .

That fellow over there looks like a Alphanite

alphanite by donkeypwner64209 September 25, 2021

Alphanite 

An alphanite is an abbreviation of the words Alpha and Knight. However an alphanite is the opposite of an alpha and is not as honorable as a knight. An alphanite typically spends most of their days watching animal crossing porn and their best achievement in life is filling a jar with cum. on the flip side alphanites excel at being pro gamers and do not leave their room for the sole purpose of playing games. when you encounter an alphanite you may experience a putrid smell, this is most likely due to the diapers they wear. most people pass out due to the stench and often wear a gas mask in the presence of an alphanite. alot of people might think an alphanite might wet his pants often, however this is not true! An alphanites lower area may be wet due to them sweating too hard during a game of overwatch.

Hey! are you an alphanite? because your chair is sweaty and you smell!

Alphanite by Gayboi farti September 25, 2021

Alphanite 

An alphanite is an abbreviation of the words Alpha and Knight. However an alphanite is the opposite of an alpha and is not as honorable as a knight. An alphanite typically spends most of their days watching animal crossing porn and their best achievement in life is filling a jar with cum. on the flip side alphanites excel at being pro gamers and do not leave their room for the sole purpose of playing games. when you encounter an alphanite you may experience a putrid smell, this is most likely due to the diapers they wear.

Hey! are you an alphanite? because your chair is sweaty and you smell!

Alphanite by Gayboi farti September 25, 2021