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Alphabeat 

No not the terribly poptastic Danish band. The joint top best drinking game ever. Very similar to slaps except with letters of the alphabet instead of numbers.
Game starts with everyone chanting the following: 'Whats the name of the game? Alphabeat! Whats the object? To learn letters!' Consonants are represented by a slap of the shoulder which also decides the direction, while vowels are represented by putting one hand over the other, with the top hand deciding direction. If someone messes up they drink for the number of seconds that letter represents. i.e. d equals 4 seconds.Instead of counting the seconds though you must count up in letters e.g. A, B, C, D instead of 1,2,3,4. If someone messes up on 'A' however there is a 10 second drinking penalty.
Billy, Bob and Timmy (shouting together): Whats the name of the game? Alphabeat! Whats the object? To learn letters!

*Bob taps shoulder for 'A'*

Billy and Timmy Together: AHHHHH wanker! 'A' is a vowel! Drink for 10 seconds

Billy: You're such a retard Bob
Alphabeat by Colm.. March 31, 2009

alphabeat 

🎵nce nce nce nce alphabeat is awesome
alphabeat by DottoOwl March 22, 2019

backwards alphabet 

Saying the alphabet backwards, from Z to A. Thanks to the Captain Kangaroo show, which aired it so very, very many times, I somehow managed to memorize it & can say it in 3 Seconds flat! No kidding!
People doubt that I can say the backwards alphabet & are shocked when I accomplish it! They always ask how I can do that!

The Alphabet Boys 

FBI, CIA, ATF, DEA, IRS, ICE, DHS. The Feds. The alphabet boys come for you when it becomes obvious that you're slinging dope, killing fools, cookin' the books, jumping the border, collaborating with terrorists, or doing other illegal shit.
Shit Lorenzo, we gotta get the coke in the truck, torch the stash house, and move it to the new spot. I just got tipped off that The Alphabet Boys are coming down for a raid.

alphabet trick 

When you draw letters with your tongue while making out with someone or eating a girl out.
Suddenly I realized, Oh my God, he's using the alphabet trick on me! That's when I slapped his ass and yelled, THAT'S RIGHT, SPELL MY NAME, BITCH!

The alphabet people 

Slang used to refer to people of the LGBTQ community
Guy 1: Are you gay?
Guy 2: nah man im not a part of the alphabet people
The alphabet people by tuhp May 10, 2021

Alphabet Mafia

A way cooler term for the LGBTQIA+ community.
Alphabet Mafia by ThatGayGuy1776 December 12, 2020